What one weird thing has killed a relationship stone dead in an instant for you?

[talkingmongoose]

Just something that told you there was nooooo future?

I was seeing a chap quite some years ago, pre DH. We had been dating about a year, and were getting into bed at his place when I mentioned that I had my period, just in a casual 'so no rumpy-pumpy tonight' kind of way. The issue had never come up before.

He went all pale with disgust, said 'I wish you hadn't told me that', and proceeded to sleep on the floor.

Utter, utter twunt, I never returned his calls after that. Lucky escape.

i once dumped a fella who scared me witless by unexpectedly sucking my big toe when i was dozing off!! it is honestly the strangest thing that has ever happened to me (and my big toe)
xx ei xx

pmsl

breathless lover: "could you call me big daddy"

Me: "Really, really, .............NO"

...No way!..funnily enough a friend of mine has just found out her BF is a freak...she thinks he has OCD..lol

hahaha PMSL at 'big daddy'
xx ei xx

Well, there was the one who tried to shag me up the arse whilst I was sleeping - several times in one night

And at the opposite end of the spectrum was the really adorable guy who I probably could have spent the rest of my live with, until I found out that he was as hairy as my cat from head to toe!

Big Daddy just conjoured up images of the British wrestler - his chant was - Easy, easy, easy !!

*life

'I like anal sex.'

And I like giving the mobile numbers of guys who like anal sex to my gay friends and telling them you're bi-curious even more!

i also had a food obsessed BF at one point (i think now in hindsight he may have been bulemic). he once ate a 2 boxes of viennese whirls (6 in a box) and a loaf of bread with turkey-ham on for lunch and later bought 4 cornish pasties and 4 cream cakes put them on a plate and ate them all with a knife and fork that was odd to say the least...he also spent about 30 mins a time in the toilet (i was 18 at the time and thought he was doing a poo i now realise there may have been more to it)
xx ei xx

The one who mentioned he'd just spent the weekend with his brother, SIL and nephews, and it was the weekend from hell as he hated children.

Soooooo no future with that one!

lmaooo@Kerry or 'I am Son of Satan'

When he mentioned that he was a star trek fan!

The one who threw the iron down in disgust and said quite seriously 'I shouldn't be ironing, I'm a man' I knew at that moment that there was no future for us.

On a first date once at the cinema this guy told me he was waiting for an operation to remove the 2 teeth he had growing from the roof of his mouth..........

BF from school. We both went off to different universities. The first weekend we had together, he came to see me and announced that he had planned the date around my periods, so that we could sleep together.

How very romantic.

I told him that, despite what he thought, it was my period (no it wasn't) and made him sleep on the floor.

And that was the end of that.

I was seeing the most gorgeous male speciman just before i met my DH, and i must admit, it was purely for the sex!!

However, we'd been an item for about 3 weeks when i had my period. I casually dropped it into the conversation and he said that it didn't bother him if it didn't bother me.

So, there we were...getting down to it (him on top), when he suddenly started heading down south!! I was a bit miffed and reminded him that i was on my period, and he just looked at me with this seriously pervy grin and said," mmmmmmmmmmm....yes...i know..."

I was mortified but he just didn't understand why i was so grossed out.
Such a shame though, because he was seriously sex on legs!

DrNortherner - were you dating one of my brothers? It is a fairly common complaint y'know.

ewwww Womba.

Mine was talking about best nights out ever and his having been at School Disco (the 'grown up' version...).

Kerrymum..i didn't hang around long enough to find out!

....did i mention how gorgous he was though???? (swoon)...