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How do you give a good blow job?

111 replies

annesummers · 27/02/2008 20:21

God this is totally embarassing but I need some tips on how to give a good or even reasonable blow job. I avoid it at all costs with dh because I know I'm really crap at doing them but I know he'd love it as an occasional treat! Does anyone know of anywhere I could look that's not too dodgy to learn about it?

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lizandlulu · 27/02/2008 20:26

i think an episode of sex and the city is waht you need. i just dont know which one!!

it went someting like 'pretend it is the most delicious lollipop you have ever tasted!'

lots of suction, just dont use teeth

lucky fella

annesummers · 27/02/2008 20:28

Isn't rhythm really important. I can do the delicious lollipop bit I think. God this is gross in this context!

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YouKnowNothingOfTheCrunch · 27/02/2008 20:29

Use your hand too, in rhythm with your mouth.

I give great head

kittywise · 27/02/2008 20:29

there was a thread on this recently ( not that I ever read threads like this you understand.
I'll see if I can find it.

schneebly · 27/02/2008 20:31

tease the end with the tip of your tongue a bit befoe you start the main..erm...sucking and make eye contact every so often

iom08 · 27/02/2008 20:33

lots of spit and friction!!!! I have to confess to using the hand too - to control the thrusting otherwise gag reflex goes into overdrive....not sexy lol

AlistairSim · 27/02/2008 20:33

I can vouch for the delicious lollipop/ice-cream thing.

I have been told several times that I give the best bj's in the world.

preen in slightly sluttish way

kittywise · 27/02/2008 20:35

here!

littlelapin · 27/02/2008 20:38

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YouKnowNothingOfTheCrunch · 27/02/2008 20:40

Brilliant Littlelapin!

Donk · 27/02/2008 20:42

I think Cod did a thread on this

schneebly · 27/02/2008 20:43

also agree with the 'lots of spit' and 'use your hand too' comments

annesummers · 27/02/2008 20:45

Thanks kittywise! Lol littlelapin!!

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girlfrommars · 27/02/2008 20:48

Try magazine websites like cosmo. That's where I got all my sex education from (as a teen) and it hasn't let me down yet.

Just don't look if you have teenagers as it might have you googling chastity belts.

Alexa808 · 29/02/2008 16:25

Watch youporn.com

:-D

Tortington · 29/02/2008 16:27
Wisteria · 29/02/2008 16:29

God it's not even wine 'o'clock yet.........

Marne · 29/02/2008 16:37

Yes i agree with using the hand too, also treat it like a lollipop, use your hand on his shaft wislt teasing the end with your tongue, oh and lots of little kisses all over.

Very

Hope dh does'nt read this

Oblomov · 29/02/2008 16:55

Watching with interest.

clumsymum · 29/02/2008 16:59

Cosmo's March issue has an article in it about "What penises like best" or some such.
I only know because I looked at the magazine in the hairdressers this morning.

Quickly turned the pages over tho' cos I was in public!!

lollipopmother · 29/02/2008 16:59

Definitely works to use your hand, I don't do it for his pleasure though, I'm selfish and just want as little of my mouth on there as possible!

Also if you're not confident in what you're doing just tell him to stop being so bloody lazy and tell you what he likes. Either he'll go for it, or he'll tell you that you're doing fine, or he'll run a mile at being so open and your problems will be solved either way!

lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:03

i'd also recommend putting your finger up his bum and pushing on his prostate, at the same time as going down on him

gives a bigger orgasm imo

charliecat · 29/02/2008 17:03

I would recommend some arse action, with your finger, and some pressure on the prostrate.
As well as all the other stuff.

charliecat · 29/02/2008 17:04
lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:04

hahah