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How do you give a good blow job?

111 replies

annesummers · 27/02/2008 20:21

God this is totally embarassing but I need some tips on how to give a good or even reasonable blow job. I avoid it at all costs with dh because I know I'm really crap at doing them but I know he'd love it as an occasional treat! Does anyone know of anywhere I could look that's not too dodgy to learn about it?

OP posts:
stepfordwife · 02/03/2008 01:32

wisteria...goodo..knew i'd find a kindred spirit

Judgypants · 02/03/2008 01:33

treat the said cock as you would a fruit pastille, hold in your mouth until you can't stand it anymore and chew the fucker!

Psychomum5 · 02/03/2008 12:14

judgypants........'chew the fucker'.....are you serious????

can you imagine the screams...

sorry tho, but also am PMSL

VictorianSqualor · 02/03/2008 12:25

Why has no-one said 'Just ask your partner how he likes it'??

Ice-cream is great if you're not too keen btw, Put some in your mouth and then suck them, and lick what ever goes on them off, keep doing that. Also tastes nicer than a cock. It works.

colacubes · 02/03/2008 13:38

Have to say, I like how a cock tastes, makes me crazy,

And cant believe I'm about to say this but,this a trick that works if you need alittle bj help, and it works a treat for us girls. If he stands, you are on your knees and use a vibe on yourself, your mouth naturally relaxes, and its a more about you pleasuring yourself, and useing his dick to enhance your experience, but in return for this selfishness, he gets sucked deep and hard to an inch of his life, and if you're carefully you can both climax at the same time.

Try it It comes highly recommended, *** 5 star rating!

colacubes · 02/03/2008 14:05

Oh heck, some bastard nicked 2 of my stars, Oh there they are! **

lucyellensmum · 02/03/2008 20:12

colacubes, you are baaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! . I thought i was the worlds best cock sucker but it would appear i have competition!

My DP LIKES me to bite.

Twoddle · 03/03/2008 00:55

Ditto kama's "jaw ache = good" advice. The frenum (look it up on Google Images) is where you want to keep coming back to and attending to. And shaved balls can be fun.

Apparently I'm goooood at giving head - though dp is now ex-dp - but here's what I used [sob] to do anyway:

  • Make it an experience in itself. I gave ex-dp an hour-long birthday massage, culminating in a 45-minute, keeping-him-on-the-brink blow job
  • Get comfy, because you'll use your mouth and both hands. I tended to sit between his legs, with him basking on the bed
  • Lots of leg stroking at the start and just missing his cock/balls ... build up some anticipation, tension and make him really want it
  • Start with some fluttery kisses and strokes, and gradually work up to some gentle, rhythmic sucking, making your tongue work on his frenum with each up and down suck
  • If he starts to get quite excited - tenses, arches back a bit - cool off, and revert to light licks and strokes and tongue flutters ... then back to a bit more rhythmic sucking, etc ... but not alternating to the point where he thinks he'll never get to come!
  • While sucking - not too lightly, not really hard, and always in rhythm - use one hand to effectively wank him in sync with your mouth, and the other hand to play with his balls and/or bum (if you fancy going there)
  • Give it all you've got - mouth and both hands in sync - as he approaches climax, and he will siiiiing your praises!

You will end up with jaw ache and a bit of a crook neck/back by the end, but that means you did good!

BumperliciousNeedsaGlassofWine · 03/03/2008 08:13

I'm getting a little misty just reading colacubes' posts!

pgandsad · 04/03/2008 11:17

Great to see you ladies are so upfront about this.
By the time I met my DP he had been too long in a sexless marriage so was delighted at the attention, and I was delighted at his delight, iyswim.
Have you tried licking his balls? My DP LOVES this, drives him nuts.
Communication is VERY important, verbal or not (ie him using his hands to show you where to go instead of telling you)but if he's reticient in this area you can usually tell if he's enjoying it by listening /watching his breathing and reaction.
Enthusiasm is good too.
Every man is different, some like it gentle, some like it rough.
Good luck!

sugarpear · 04/03/2008 11:44

omg!! i love dh to bits but my finger is never going up his dirt track!!!!

Flubdub · 04/03/2008 12:04

Ok, so what is anyones technique on giving deep throat??
Would love to learn and surprise dp with it. Does it actually feel better than normal?

screwedup · 04/03/2008 14:03

I read that to do deep throat properly he should stand over you whilst you lie on your back with your head just at the edge of the bed. That way he has all the control and it goes in all the way. Not tried it, too scared.

Finger up the bum- never tried that. Does it really make it a better bj?

This is a good thread. Where else could we ladies discuss such issues.

lunavix · 04/03/2008 14:13

lol I was so going to ask this.

I've always been told that I give fantastic BJs [slightly smug ) however first time with new dp did not go too well!!!!! So definately looking for tips. Guess 5 years with H got me stuck in a routine

girlfrommars · 04/03/2008 14:16

I wouldn't try to deepthroat for the first time with him having all the control. You're trying to overcome the gag reflex, and you might be better to control it yourself at first so you don't feel like you're choking.

Flubdub · 04/03/2008 14:23

I heard it was better with your head hanging off the bed too, but I want to learn before I do it on dp.

screwedup · 04/03/2008 15:32

Who are you going to learn on then Flubdub ?(are we just sex obsessed women on all the sex threads today?)

colacubes · 04/03/2008 23:36

well, lots of wanna be porn stars on here!

this is of course just a guide and i except no responsibility for any choking hazards that may occur!

You wanna dt, only one way, get horny very horny, look at him like you wanna take every inch and feel it all the way, you want that same hunger you have from sex when your on top and you just need a little more!! You have to let go, give yourself up to him, and learn to relax, you wont choke, you can still breath, tell him to start slow, and you control his speed by holding his ass, he'll know by your touch when you need more or less.

lie back, let him sit on your face and play(i like 69), let him touch you too, if you're thinking about how good you feel, you wont be worrying about breathing, believe me. I dont hang my head of the bed, you'll be surprised at what you can do if you let go. Imho a blow job is as much for me as it is for him, cause i love cocks and when im horny i want one in my mouth, just tell him, and watch how horny he gets by gettin off on you wanting his dick!!

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Saltfish · 13/06/2016 14:08

someones been trawling the website for the word blow job Confused

Saltfish · 13/06/2016 14:09

Looking for a bit of titilation on mumsnet of all places mate?

Queenoftheblues · 13/06/2016 15:28

i deep throat lying on my back with head hanging off bed. it makes your throat a long straight line. i can do a thick nine incher, no gagging, this way.

Sunnsoo · 13/06/2016 15:30

Watch gay porn to see how men do it to each other and go from there.

RestlessTraveller · 13/06/2016 16:19

I can't believe people have opened the thread just comment that they are going to hide it!

lots of spit, make a fist around his cock and slide your hand in a twisting fashion with the rhythm of your mouth, but not twisting his cock if you see what I mean. Give him eye contact and do it like it's the tastiest thing in the world. The finger in the bum thing works a treat too.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 13/06/2016 16:21

ZOMBIE THREAD FROM 8 YEARS AGO!!!

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