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How do you give a good blow job?

111 replies

annesummers · 27/02/2008 20:21

God this is totally embarassing but I need some tips on how to give a good or even reasonable blow job. I avoid it at all costs with dh because I know I'm really crap at doing them but I know he'd love it as an occasional treat! Does anyone know of anywhere I could look that's not too dodgy to learn about it?

OP posts:
lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:10

we killed the thread

oliviaelanasmum · 29/02/2008 17:16

Suck a polo first or take a sip of cold or warm drink.

lollipopmother · 29/02/2008 17:21

Oh GOD, you girls don't really put your finger up their bum do you?! I don't mean to sound prudish, but blokes bums are so not cool!

lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:22

only a little way

charliecat · 29/02/2008 17:22

as long as its clean....no piles

lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:23

HAHAHA @ piles

TrinityRhino · 29/02/2008 17:26

roffle
I have to let you know that I'm going to look at youporn.com now

seasidemama · 29/02/2008 17:28

tracing the alphabet with your tongue. Apparently.

lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:31

i can imagine doing that when drunk might give you cramp , lol

seasidemama · 29/02/2008 17:36

Always thought it was a slightly risky thing to do when drunk anyway!!

lou33 · 29/02/2008 17:38

lol

i just asked a male friend of mine and he also recommends the finger up the bum to any girls wanting to give a good bj

seasidemama · 29/02/2008 17:46

you're brave! I'd have to be VERY drunk before I asked anyone that!!

SugarSkyHigh · 29/02/2008 17:49

I cannot believe the bum thing????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Men's bums, omfg

Ledodgy · 29/02/2008 17:53

Seasidemama, The alphabet thing is it lower case or capitals?

seasidemama · 29/02/2008 17:55

PMSL

Ledodgy - I always used lower case, but only cos I didn't think about it that much. I suspect both would work!

Platino · 29/02/2008 17:58

nice....

OverMyDeadBody · 29/02/2008 18:09

roffle at Lou and charlie!

postingatlast · 29/02/2008 18:54

Ok, random thoughts from a man, trying not to be in any way graphic:

the best tip I can give is just think in terms of "up". By that I mean, the more blood at the top of the penis, the fuller it feels to the man, the more pleasure he will get and the better the orgasm. Just keep the blood flow rising upwards, using whichever technique you feel comfortable with.

Always roll your lips slightly over your teeth to avoid teeth rubbing on the penis, that is such a no no!

Don't suck tooooooo hard and never blow!

Also nothing wrong with asking if he is liking what you are doing. We are all different and respond differently to different things.

Also the starting a fire technique works well. i.e. rub the shaft between the palms of both your hands, like when you are trying to start a fire.

Also also there is no doubt that the more of the shaft you can have in the mouth, the greater the pleasure for the guy because he is benefiting from all the different textures and feels of a mouth i.e. lips, tongue, cheeks, if that makes sense! I don't mean performing sword eating feats, just enough to be comfortable.

Rhythm is very important. Don't just go full pelt and by the same token, don't send him to sleep by being too slow for too long. Change your rhythm according to the physical feedback you get from your partner i.e. noises, clenching of thighs, arching of back etc

Finally it's very sensitive down there, try and avoid friction, keep it as lubricated as you possibly can and don't grip or rub too hard for too long.

Hope that all made sense!

lucyellensmum · 29/02/2008 18:56

definately go with the finger up the bum thing, drives DP wild He also likes me (sorry girls) to use my tongue there too, VERY sensitive!! Use the tongue on the tip, especially the frenulum (i think thats what its called) that bit of skin between the forskin and the helmet (nice). I like to keep DP on the verge too, wait til it goes really hard then stop. Rub hand over the top while all that juice comes out. Deep throat need only be quick just for aesthetic pleasure. DP likes me to wear lipstick Oh and as a friend of mine keeps saying - never neglect the balls!!

lou33 · 29/02/2008 18:58

seaside, my friends know me well enough to not get embarrassed, so i can ask them sober

if i was drunk i might ask a stranger tho lol

lucyellensmum · 29/02/2008 18:59

pmsl at the lighting of fire technique, if that doesn't cause excessive friction i dont know what will. Thats an interesting point about bringing the blood to the tip though, i'll bear that in mind later on

LittleMissTickles · 29/02/2008 19:01

This is such a laugh! I was just thinking last night that there surely is no 'bad bj'? Even with no effort the feedback is always excellent, so I would say just erm lollipop away!

QuintessentialShadow · 29/02/2008 19:04

Counting my blessings and thanking my lucky start that the old blowjob thread where QS was drunk and graphic was not revived in all this....

ladette · 29/02/2008 19:06

my DH has instructed me to read this thread .

kama · 29/02/2008 19:07

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