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How do you give a good blow job?

111 replies

annesummers · 27/02/2008 20:21

God this is totally embarassing but I need some tips on how to give a good or even reasonable blow job. I avoid it at all costs with dh because I know I'm really crap at doing them but I know he'd love it as an occasional treat! Does anyone know of anywhere I could look that's not too dodgy to learn about it?

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wildwind · 29/02/2008 19:08

Apparently the tip of it is very sensitive,so stimulate with tongue initially. Also, massaging testicles at the same time seems to lead to god results.

After initial tip some men like it when the penis is inserted fully in your mouth ( gagging can occur depending on size). The stimilation then comes from the tip hitting the back of your throat.

Varying speeds and changing from tip to back of throat prolongs teasing can can give plenty of pleasure.

Now, you say you are not good at it - maybe you just don't like it: DON'T DO IT if youdon't want to!

kama · 29/02/2008 19:10

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sunflowervalley · 29/02/2008 19:46

Also make sure your head is way down there so as not too block his view of the telly.

Alexa808 · 29/02/2008 20:04

Great idea lou33.

AnneSummers, just make sure you don't wear acrylics...

tegan · 29/02/2008 20:23

Well i hate to admit but i have never ever given dh a blow job.

lucyellensmum · 29/02/2008 20:38

tegan, its never to late to start if you want to that is

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 29/02/2008 20:41

Where the hell is Expat? Has she gone all prudey now she's up the duff?

kayzisbroody · 29/02/2008 20:44

I just had to read this when I saw it and I should've known what I was letting myself in for

MAMAZON · 29/02/2008 20:51

the idea is to not just bob your head up and down.

if you can't get it all in yoru mouth use your hand to hold and massage the aprt that you cannot get into your mouth.

run your tongue up and down and around the tip in between a few bobs.

And don't forget the balls. if you can't bring yourself to give them oral attention have a bit of a play with yoru hand...just don't tug too hard.

lou33 · 29/02/2008 20:55

sorry but i laughed at " dont tug too hard"

Naetha · 29/02/2008 21:55

Lucyellensmum summed it up well I think. Well put it like this, I do most of that to DH and he loves it ;)

Some fellers prefer it to be really gentle rather than excessively sucky / rubby.

One way to think of it as imagine giving his penis a good ol' clean with your tongue (assuming of course he's already cleaned it good and proper before you start!). Also lots of gentle tickles to the balls and perineum (bit between his balls and bum).

To massage the prostate you don't always need to shove your finger up the hole - some good (but gentle) pressure on the perineum can have a similar effect.

captainmummy · 29/02/2008 22:00

I don't put anything icky near my mouth!

colacubes · 29/02/2008 23:59

My advice, as I am the best bj giver ever! is to enjoy it, you cant give a good blowjob if your gagging or not turned on, wait until you want to rip him apart, then go for it, take it , taste it and ny on get fucked in the mouth, also deep throat is best but takes practice, got to learn to breath properly, but feel every part of it...

Well thats if you want a slutty one. If your after loving and tender then sorry i'm the wrong girl. feel slightly exposed now sure i have violated several mn codes!!!

lucyellensmum · 01/03/2008 10:16

colacubes, what a sell

BumperliciousNeedsaGlassofWine · 01/03/2008 10:25

Ok, here is a top tip for a relatively easy BJ style move. Gently pull the foreskin down to expose to top bit of the penis. On the underside of the pensis (that'll be the bit facing you if it is standing to attention) is a line of skin which kind of attched the foreskin.

Sit sideways on from your bloke when he is laying down and flick that bit of skin (gently) with your tongue. Easier than a conventional BJ with explosive results that won't make you gag!

MAMAZON · 01/03/2008 10:32

Practice.

get a fruit pastel lolly. ice you just bob it in and out of your mouth you will notice the lolly melts into a point.
you need to get a technique that melts the whole lolly at a similar rate....thus the entire penis will be getting pleasure not just the tip.

and yes agree with cola - If you aren't enjoying it nor will he.

filthymindedvixen · 01/03/2008 10:36

See if you can persuade him to shave his balls, it's lovely!

noddyholder · 01/03/2008 10:37

thought of this thread last night

lucyellensmum · 01/03/2008 14:35

filthymindedvixen: My DP did that ONCE, it looked hysterical - funnily enough he didnt do it again, after spending a week itching like a flea ridden mutt

padboz · 01/03/2008 15:04

My technique - I'm told - has improved dramatically since I have started concentrating on this bit ....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis

not all the time, but sort of lapping it a bit ever now and again...

god what has this website done to me ?

BumperliciousNeedsaGlassofWine · 01/03/2008 15:51

That's the bit I was trying to describe!

KerryMum · 01/03/2008 15:56

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stepfordwife · 01/03/2008 16:01

...delegate

Wisteria · 01/03/2008 20:16

ROL at stepford wife - that is my chosen predilection as well

Psychomum5 · 01/03/2008 20:18

am probably behind the times here, as it is well into the thread, so will ad befoer reading........

get very very drunk

smear with jam/choc/tasty stuff of choice

treat as tho a lollypop

(if not quite drunk enough ensure tissue is to hand)

he will be happy