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Dating Thread 238 - Sex, Beer and Sausage Rolls (for the lucky ones!)

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OnceRuralNowUrbanbliss · 20/01/2023 09:57

Hi All welcome to a shiny new thread as we proceed into 2023 with support for those riding the rollercoasters of the world of dating.

The Rules:

1.The first rule about the dating thread is don't talk about it with people you're dating.

  1. Develop a thick skin.
  2. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
  3. It's all BS until it actually happens.
  4. Trust your gut instinct.
  5. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
  6. Know your worth.
  7. If it's not fun, stop.
  8. Loo update is mandatory.
10. No dating the thread. 11. Treat others as you'd like to be treated 12. Any relationship you have that could get ruined by having a conversation about your feelings, standards and/or expectations wasn't really stable enough to begin with 13. The things you choose to ignore/ tolerate now are the reasons you will break up in the future 14. OLD can get very time consuming. Keep doing other activities you enjoy.

Optional: Please give your irons (potential dates you are talking to) nicknames like Mr Scottish. Initials are allowed (Mr S) when you are an item.

OP posts:
Justatoe2 · 08/02/2023 17:25

I think narcissistic lovebombing is very different to what you had with Mr Ex @Mila14
The lovebombing I experienced was accompanied by mirroring where my passions (cycling, hiking, photography and socialism) were his too.
Bought a camera, 4 bikes (!), built a bike workshop in his garden but it became obvious during discard he didn't like those things.
It does totally mess with your head as you just want to get back to those early days, and subsequent relationships seem very slow and uninteresting.
I am however enjoying a slow burn with current iron and reminding myself this it how it should be, for me.

Slothmomma · 08/02/2023 18:17

Still chatting with new iron. Got a phone call later this evening when I get back from my club 😁

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 18:26

OnceRuralNowUrbanbliss · 08/02/2023 16:40

Yes @Mila14 I totally agree with @Myfabby that what you and MrEx had initially although heady and crazy was not the terrible thing that is Lovebombing by bad mad narcissistic men. I've had it once. It's disorientating then heartbreaking.

@Definitelycross you and #8 are in a very similar position and status to me and my new heady iron MrMaker.
Good shout about lady gardening! I shall get those nail scissors to work immediately. Am very much looking forward to spending time with him sans clothes now. Literally can't wait.

Yes Oncey. I'm quite excited too 😳😂😂😂

NoDatingForOldMen · 08/02/2023 18:28

@Definitelycross thanks & good luck with #8 hope it works out & I admire your tenacity, I would raise my hat if was wearing one ( lift my toupee ? ).

i honestly don’t know how you managed to get so many dates, all the ladies on this thread seem to be dating new names so often , I only dip in and out, but it moves so quickly I can’t keep up.

good luck to @OnceRuralNowUrbanbliss with MrWriter ( or was that a stereophonics song.. ), you also seem to be an absolute dating machine.

I don’t think I ever got 8 dates in total on OLD, let alone slept with them, it was all such a load of old 💩

you ladies are killing it, off to be miserable and polish my bike ( not a euphemism)

NoDatingForOldMen · 08/02/2023 18:34

OnceRuralNowUrbanbliss · 08/02/2023 16:40

Yes @Mila14 I totally agree with @Myfabby that what you and MrEx had initially although heady and crazy was not the terrible thing that is Lovebombing by bad mad narcissistic men. I've had it once. It's disorientating then heartbreaking.

@Definitelycross you and #8 are in a very similar position and status to me and my new heady iron MrMaker.
Good shout about lady gardening! I shall get those nail scissors to work immediately. Am very much looking forward to spending time with him sans clothes now. Literally can't wait.

Nail Scissors, jeez, my Mr Winkie is so winkie I would be worried about cutting the little fella off 🥒, not sure I’m ready for that just yet 🤐

Eeksteek · 08/02/2023 18:40

Oh my, I'm so behind. Let's remember to blame the actual guilty parties, and not each other, here. I hope those of us who are hurt are doing OK. I genuinely would not have been able to do this at all without the support of this thread.

Re: pubic hair, I'm pleased to see my cleaner is wrong, and we aren't all bald! IDC what anyone else does, and I'm not changing what I do, I was just curious about what she considers normal nowadays, and I don't. MrPottery prefers me with some, and I definitely CBA taking it all off, so everyone's happy, here. I don't think it's related to the thrush either. I've had pubic hair for thirty odd years, and never had thrush before! Hair removal is somewhat on my mind, as I treated myself to a laser, which a huge faff, but a once-and-done thing, so I'm doing it properly. I think the thrush is hormonal, as it coincides with my insane libido. And frankly, if it's a side effect, I'll take it. I've got additional Fluco-whatsit from the docs, and I'm to take it weekly for six weeks, as I don't think it's been clearing either. It has now, though and I'm back in the saddle and loving it. MrPottery says he can't understand what he was thinking at 18 and he should have been getting together with women in their forties in his teens and twenties!

He also waxes lyrical about my body. Like, delights in it. It's not bad, and I'm not insecure about it, but I absolutely don't see it like he does! I see someone who likes cheesecake a bit too much, could lose a stone one of these days, and definitely has a few battlescars from the childbirth wars and some dresses that no longer fit! He doesn't see that at all (and tells me so at length!). I think he's so busy oogling the bounty above and below, he doesn't even notice the middle! I only notice the middle, the rest of being fit for purpose (which is to look OK in clothes!) It's very refreshing. So, Oncey (and anyone else feeling a bit self conscious!) knock yourself out. (Admittedly, I was so frustrated after that business with Pug and all those vanilla first dates I did rather throw myself at him, which probably concentrated his mind somewhat! But even then it goes to show that it's what you do, not what you've got, that matters here). He's also very tactile and quite handsy, which I love (although when my ex was it drove me insane!)

I'm over pussy-footing about. Guys who I want will know. They all know why we're on Tinder to a greater or lesser degree, and it's not to make friends. If they want less, well, they can always go and find less. It's how I am in the whole rest of my life, and dating will henceforth be no different.
If they aren't ready for me as I am (Pug!) well, that's not my problem and we can all find out sooner and get to where we want to be.

That said, I think I am now In A Relationship. We're both agreed we're exclusive, I've met his mother (via FaceTime, but hey, she lives in Canada) and we are making plans for 'the summer'. Whatever you call it, that's A Thing! He's pretty chilled and open and we both talk a lot about what a great time we are having together. (I'm not calling it anything, I'm just happy with it). He hasn't met my kid yet, but only because I prefer to go his place so I can, ahem, not worry about her and be myself. It doesn't feel like he's my forever-person, but I'm really happy with things as they are. I don't actually want a forever-person. Apart from him living slightly further away than I'd like. Can't be helped though.

I HATE the term 'boyfriend' though. It's so infantile. I'm not 14, and MrPottery is no boy. 'Lover' sounds rather casual and extra-martital. 'Partner' is a bit much. 'Date' doesn't cover it either. So far I have been describing him to friends as 'my new man' and segue-waying into 'the man in my life' but it's not very snappy! He calls me 'my Girl' and frankly the way he says he can keep on doing it (he specifically does it because of how much I like how it comes out in his accent!)

Mila14 · 08/02/2023 19:11

Oh my goodness… Deffy with Mr8…Oncey with Mr Maker, Justatoe with Mr?, Eeky with Mr Pottery …it’s a fucking love fest here…

Mila14 · 08/02/2023 19:13

Slothmomma · 08/02/2023 18:17

Still chatting with new iron. Got a phone call later this evening when I get back from my club 😁

Slothy on her way to get a fab date too…how do we call him?

OnceRuralNowUrbanbliss · 08/02/2023 19:39

Love love love that update @Eeksteek and might have to plunder the thread's archives to read your first dates. When did you first match and meet? MrPottery sounds like a really nice man.

Thanks for all the top tips re not caring about middle aged womanly body bits. I'm probably the most body confident and grateful for a working one I've ever been in my life. Which is weird as at least 3 sizes bigger than I was before.

If nothing else we'll have a fun evening with food and booze and some naked bedroom tumblings then if for any reason one of us chooses not to take it any further then so be it.

OP posts:
NoDatingForOldMen · 08/02/2023 19:59

Re middle aged womanly body bits.

most men will have checkout your size in about 2 secs, you have nothing to worry about and ( if I may add), there is absolutely nothing finer then snuggling up in bed with cuddly woman you have just DTD with, it makes the world seem a better place

Eeksteek · 08/02/2023 20:30

Mila14 · 08/02/2023 19:11

Oh my goodness… Deffy with Mr8…Oncey with Mr Maker, Justatoe with Mr?, Eeky with Mr Pottery …it’s a fucking love fest here…

Absolutely no mention of the L word here (other than 'I love it when you do that' (me) and 'I love doing that for you' (him) in which context it comes up rather a lot.....)

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 20:31

Nope. No Deffy with Mr8.
I left the date early.
Am absolutely gutted.
Going to take some time out.
Good luck everyone

Eeksteek · 08/02/2023 20:32

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 20:31

Nope. No Deffy with Mr8.
I left the date early.
Am absolutely gutted.
Going to take some time out.
Good luck everyone

Oh No! Be kind to yourself, whatever happened. We're here if you need us.

5thWisdom · 08/02/2023 20:53

@Definitelycross I hope you're ok. That was a sudden turnaround after your message earlier. Be gentle with yourself.

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 20:59

NoDatingForOldMen · 08/02/2023 19:59

Re middle aged womanly body bits.

most men will have checkout your size in about 2 secs, you have nothing to worry about and ( if I may add), there is absolutely nothing finer then snuggling up in bed with cuddly woman you have just DTD with, it makes the world seem a better place

Strangely that's why I left early.

Apparently after a bit of a hands on session on date 2 he now deemed me fat. And it was something he had to get over as he liked me so much.

I left.

I'm gutted and I've never felt so shit in ages.

Eeksteek · 08/02/2023 21:41

OnceRuralNowUrbanbliss · 08/02/2023 19:39

Love love love that update @Eeksteek and might have to plunder the thread's archives to read your first dates. When did you first match and meet? MrPottery sounds like a really nice man.

Thanks for all the top tips re not caring about middle aged womanly body bits. I'm probably the most body confident and grateful for a working one I've ever been in my life. Which is weird as at least 3 sizes bigger than I was before.

If nothing else we'll have a fun evening with food and booze and some naked bedroom tumblings then if for any reason one of us chooses not to take it any further then so be it.

I don't recall if I posted it. I did a ton of swiping and set up five first dates the week my kid was away. He was the last of them (and I was just about to give up, and conclude that I needed more time to get over Pug and his shennanigans. I almost didn't go) The previous ones were a guy with a flat link chain who was expecting his first grandchild in April, two nice (but kind of shy) guys and a no show. I might have seen the second nice guy again, but despite me putting arms around him and holding hands, he didn't feel confident enough to come down for kiss. Then I had my ears talked off and laughed myself silly for three hours at MrPottery. So I did the handholding etc, and ambushed him in a car park (he isn't so tall, so I can manage it!). Over the following week we had a lot of extremely sexy text/calling which he handled perfectly, in that he welcomed all of my increasingly filthy flirting cheerfully and appreciatively, but without expectation. He just took it all in his stride. He's so comfortable with it, and he made me feel comfortable, and at the same time entirely un-pressured (he says he doesn't know how he does it). And when he asked where I wanted to go for our next date, I said 'your place'. And he was still very careful to let me set the pace. (and I wasn't going to have another Pug-situation!). That was about a month ago. I go over to his twice a week and hang out. Occasionally, he makes me get dressed and go out for a bit! He's fun, considerate, skilled and complimentary, the sex is awesome, he's funny without being mocking and he makes me feel safe without being patronised (this is not easy, I'm a pain in the arse. I definitely need a guy who can hold his own, but am very sensitive to anything patriarchal). And the way he says 'girrrrl' gives me the fanny gallops. I would happily spend more time out of bed with him, and we are making plans, but my time is very limited because I have my child 100% and he lives 45 minutes away. The whole thing is exactly what I set out to find (apart from the 45 minutes) and just what I needed.

I still have the second nice guy matched on Tinder as first reserve. (I told him I was getting over someone and wasn't ready, which was true enough. He said take all the time I wanted, and interestingly Pug is still sitting there as well. We have exchanged Christmas and New Year messages, but he's never going pop in for coffee when he's passing, whatever he says. I know I should unmatch him, but I childishly think he should do it and I want to know when he does!)

Eeksteek · 08/02/2023 21:44

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 20:59

Strangely that's why I left early.

Apparently after a bit of a hands on session on date 2 he now deemed me fat. And it was something he had to get over as he liked me so much.

I left.

I'm gutted and I've never felt so shit in ages.

OMG what a twat. There might be plenty of fish in the sea, but there's also a lot of trash. Even if he felt that way (which is trashy) its utterly crass to say so. I know thinking you dodged a bullet is a hard mindset to get into, especially right now, but wow, did you ever!

Myfabby · 08/02/2023 21:44

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 20:59

Strangely that's why I left early.

Apparently after a bit of a hands on session on date 2 he now deemed me fat. And it was something he had to get over as he liked me so much.

I left.

I'm gutted and I've never felt so shit in ages.

so so sorry to read this. Just awful. I sometimes despair of people.

NoDatingForOldMen · 08/02/2023 21:47

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 20:59

Strangely that's why I left early.

Apparently after a bit of a hands on session on date 2 he now deemed me fat. And it was something he had to get over as he liked me so much.

I left.

I'm gutted and I've never felt so shit in ages.

Oh blimey, I feel like a right dick for posting that now,

the guy was just a prick - so sorry

Mollymolloy · 08/02/2023 21:47

What?? That is awful @Definitelycross. What an arse!! He has a lot to get over … and it isn’t your size. Has he messaged you since?

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 21:51

Mollymolloy · 08/02/2023 21:47

What?? That is awful @Definitelycross. What an arse!! He has a lot to get over … and it isn’t your size. Has he messaged you since?

No

5thWisdom · 08/02/2023 21:55

@Definitelycross and he, obviously, is some Adonis with a perfect physique?

How very dare he?

The arrogance of these men.

What a disgrace of a human being.

Don't waste a SECOND of your time feeling hurt over this shallow waste of space.

Completely and utterly his loss.

Do NOT allow him to the be the judge of you and your worth. Not for one second.

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 22:00

5thWisdom · 08/02/2023 21:55

@Definitelycross and he, obviously, is some Adonis with a perfect physique?

How very dare he?

The arrogance of these men.

What a disgrace of a human being.

Don't waste a SECOND of your time feeling hurt over this shallow waste of space.

Completely and utterly his loss.

Do NOT allow him to the be the judge of you and your worth. Not for one second.

I'm very round that I didn't retaliate, I didn't stay, and I didn't try to justify me

I just said I had to leave and did.

May be fat but definitely dignified

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 22:01

😂😂 but if a Freudian slip there
NOT I'm very round

BUT

I'm very proud

Myfabby · 08/02/2023 22:04

Definitelycross · 08/02/2023 22:01

😂😂 but if a Freudian slip there
NOT I'm very round

BUT

I'm very proud

and so you should be! very proud

He's met you and snogged you then decided you were fat. The audacity.

I'd block him. Total wanker.

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