@curmudgeonly007 When you enter the sex club from the main entrance it just feels like a bar/club, big bar area with seats, some stools and tables, a few sofas.
All very normal, then you go through the arch and its typical sex club - jacuzzi/pool, huge beds, smaller beds, glory holes, all lit up nicely and not screaming seedy at all.
It was all much more polite and much nicer than normal clubs at weekends in terms of the people.
The hotel is linked to the sex club by a corridor, normal sort of independent looking hotel, I think it has 8 - 10 rooms, nice and clean, big bathrooms, nice decor in the bedrooms,the foyer and corridors/stairs slightly old fashioned decorating wise but not dirty. No receptionist, you ring up when you arrive to get the door code and let yourself in and go to your room where the key is left in the door. All very trusting.
@Thisisworsethananticpated Single women are allowed on most nights, single men numbers strictly limited and again only occasionally, mainly its couples.
If you can't find an open minded man you could go alone or join Fabswingers and find a couple who would take you under your wing at the club.
I’d need a diet , wax , blow dry , spray tan , week of non stop exercise and some decent sexy gear to even contemplate attending
Honestly you don't, people were all ages and all sizes. When I went the oldest were probably in their 70's and they just played together and the youngest were in their 20's with most in their 30/40/early 50's.
In terms of size there were some size 6 or 8's (at a guess) but most were 12 - 16, a few were 20+.
No tanning needed as its soft lighting, my outfit was from lovehoney and was pretty cheap.
No one judged anyone, everyone was there doing their own thing. I found it so liberating, I'd definitely go again.