Do all men measure their penises??!

[blueroses2021]

I was married for a million years and now divorced and trying to date. In the last week, two men I have chatted two have told me how long their penises are !!! Is this the 'thing' in this day and age??!!
Last night, one stated that he was more of a giver as his penis was only 6 inches and 'nothing spectacular"!
Maybe I'm just old !?!??!??!?

That would be an instant block and delete from me.

Grim.

I’ve been OLD for years in and off and only 2 man has mentioned the actual length of his penis, and that was because it was 11 inches and an actual issue (I did get a photo it was, we didn’t...).

I think you are unlucky or need to get more picky about who you speak to!

Probably just setting you up not to be too disappointed. I think a lot of men do but probably did so when younger. There’s so much pressure to be ‘well endowed’.

1 man not 2!

I'm old.

Every single man I've been with has known how long theirs is.

I reckon they all do it as a teen

Yes, I have spoken to every man on the planet and each one is handy with a ruler.

I think they all know how long it is, but I’ve never experienced anyone telling me, even on OLD.

I just find it bizarre that they feel the need to tell me prior to even meeting!
Should I be whipping out the tape measure to measure my labia?! LOL!!!

I imagine most men have measured their penises during adolescence but anything after that seems little odd.
After 2dc I have a fanny that could stage a full production of “Hamilton” but I certainly wouldn’t bring it up with a virtual stranger.
Still, poor man, he’s obviously been deeply ( or not so deeply ) disappointing to somebody in the past, it has made him sensitive.

Ugh, reminds me of my ex, who made me measure his (admittedly huge) willy after I remarked how big it was. To be fair it was the first one I had seen (only saw one other up close and personal since then) and it was a monster, but he was so taken by the idea it was huge that he needed to know exactly how huge. Narcissistic prick.

I measure my boobs to keep on track of bra size etc.

I’m sure every man has but as my BF says ‘what are they measuring from their balls!’

Odd to tell you though

@Love2cycle

I measure my boobs to keep on track of bra size etc.

Yes, but underpants aren't usually underwired.

I have only had one man tell me how long he thinks it is, when trying to persuade me to sleep with him.

He was a narcissistic prick.

Bloke here. Never done it in my life. Neither have any of my mates so far as I know (& it's the sort of thing that would come out over the years after a few pints).

Not since I was 15....

When was about 15 maybe…,

After 2dc I have a fanny that could stage a full production of “Hamilton” but I certainly wouldn’t bring it up with a virtual stranger

That's the funniest and most cringeworthy thing I have read for ages.
😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁

I expect most men know how long but can't imagine many want to share surely?

The whole thing around size is a bit confusing as average is 5-6 inches but there's so much misinformation.

A bit like blokes have an unrealistic expectation of sex due to porn it seems some women have a misunderstanding of average penis size.

I've whacked a boob onto the kitchen scale out of curiosity, so wouldn't be surprised if most blokes have had the tape measure out.

Of course they do!! How could anyone not?!

Talking about it as part of OLD or chat up routine is grim though

They probably do. I mean most women know their bra size and if the information were required they would tell 🤷

@kittykarate

I've whacked a boob onto the kitchen scale out of curiosity, so wouldn't be surprised if most blokes have had the tape measure out.

What?! So funny 😂

@spotcheck

I'm old.

Every single man I've been with has known how long theirs is.

I reckon they all do it as a teen

This.

Is this 'at rest' so to speak or 'when working'?