Do all men measure their penises??!

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I was married for a million years and now divorced and trying to date. In the last week, two men I have chatted two have told me how long their penises are !!! Is this the 'thing' in this day and age??!!
Last night, one stated that he was more of a giver as his penis was only 6 inches and 'nothing spectacular"!
Maybe I'm just old !?!??!??!?

I’m sure they all measure them, but mentioning it in a date chat is a MASSIVE RED FLAG, block and move on.

@kittykarate me too!

where has the romance and chivalry gone ? Surely men must know this would not impress or woo us on a date /chat

I reckon most guys do this.

In my experience of getting a DP to do any DIY, they are crap at measuring.

I suspect they all have at some point. Probably hugely optimistically.

They probably think it's like women measuring their chests. But that's only because we need to size a bra correctly. There's no such requirement for buying pants.

I certainly wouldn't be impressed by anyone on OLD telling me the measurements of their penis.

@FayCarew - I wonder how many of them add on an extra inch 😆

More like getting their imperial and metric mixed up

If this is dating today, TF I'm not looking. Definitely block. Weird AF

[quote LollyPops111]@FayCarew - I wonder how many of them add on an extra inch 😆[/quote]
Just the one?

No.

If I had a penis, I would totally measure it. I wouldn't tell anyone the result, unless asked though.

I was under the impression that all male underwear came with flexible ruler ...

Absolutely cringeworthy to talk about it with a prospective date! I actually couldn't care less about size, if I was dating (I'm happily married 20 years!) I would be much more interested to know about their skill/stamina at cunnilingus than their penis size!! But I bet no women ask blokes that question before a date. 🤣

I cannot imagine my dh EVER measuring his willy! He is very self confident and I'm sure is secure in the knowledge that he has a big 'un!

The kind of men who measure their penises would strike me as either spotty teens a La Adrian Mole or men who are thick as mince and obsessed with their bodies (and probably their inferior penises)

Every single man on the planet with access to a tape measure or ruler has measured their penis at some point. That's just a documented fact. Only the stupid ones mention it on OLD though!

The kind of guy that wants the world to know how big his dick is. Or...the kind of guy that wants the world to know what a big dick he is! 🤣 The jury's out on this one!

An AS shows he’s done it on other threads too. What a loser! Hopefully mumsnet will ban the perv.

A medical student I dated in uni had measured his, erm, output in a test tube. So it's a safe assumption he'd measured length as well. (A Google stalk tells me he's now a respected cosmetic surgeon specialising in boob jobs).

😂 this post is making me chuckle. As teens I expect they do! To tell you the size is a tad off putting dump & run…

I imagine most do

Zombie thread

I had a Ukrainian girl get a tape measure out and measure mine,
I wondered what on earth she was doing
she just said wow, wow

true story