Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Relationships

Mumsnet has not checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. If you need help urgently or expert advice, please see our domestic violence webguide and/or relationships webguide. Many Mumsnetters experiencing domestic abuse have found this thread helpful: Listen up, everybody

Original poster

Do all men measure their penises??!

102 replies

blueroses2021 · 15/06/2021 07:42

I was married for a million years and now divorced and trying to date. In the last week, two men I have chatted two have told me how long their penises are !!! Is this the 'thing' in this day and age??!!
Last night, one stated that he was more of a giver as his penis was only 6 inches and 'nothing spectacular"!
Maybe I'm just old !?!??!??!?

OP posts:
coogee · 15/06/2021 15:08

Yes, I have spoken to every man on the planet and each one is handy with a ruler.

My husband has a 12 inch penis, but he doesn't use it as a rule.

ElaborateSalad · 15/06/2021 15:17

If I had one, I'd definitely measure it.

Roblox01 · 15/06/2021 15:23

@coogee

Yes, I have spoken to every man on the planet and each one is handy with a ruler.

My husband has a 12 inch penis, but he doesn't use it as a rule.

Boom boom!
MeowPurrGrr · 15/06/2021 15:32

They’re all bloody obsessed with their dicks! When I was OLD around 4 years ago, nearly all of the men I chatted with either sent an (unwanted) dick pic or tried to steer the conversation onto their dick! One man I went on a very nice date with, I really thought he was different to the others but no, soon as he got home he sent me a video of him wanking!

An ex was very obsessed with the size of his, it was large but sadly he thought that was enough me make him good in bed (it didn’t). He bought a dildo mould and had it made for me Hmm, but after we split he took it with him!! I dread to think who he’s given it too now 🤢

LittleBlackCat22 · 15/06/2021 15:32

I measured my partners Grin

He was sure it was below average when it’s actually quite a lot above average.

InnaBun · 15/06/2021 15:36

He bought a dildo mould and had it made for me hmm, but after we split he took it with him!! I dread to think who he’s given it too now 🤢

This is one of the weirdest things I've seen on here for ages! Was it put on display on the mantle peice?

SocialAffairsAndWoodlandFolk · 15/06/2021 15:40

@ElaborateSalad

If I had one, I'd definitely measure it.
This. Out of interest, if nothing else, surely?

It is odd for them to tell you, though.

MeowPurrGrr · 15/06/2021 16:07

@InnaBun

He bought a dildo mould and had it made for me hmm, but after we split he took it with him!! I dread to think who he’s given it too now 🤢

This is one of the weirdest things I've seen on here for ages! Was it put on display on the mantle peice?

If he had his way it would’ve! It was made into a vibrator!
Temp023 · 15/06/2021 16:09

How does a dildo mould work then?
Surely a coating of plaster of Paris is enough to cool anyone’s ardour?

Temp023 · 15/06/2021 16:11

According to DM, My Grandad had a plaster cast of his big toe, he used to bring it out at parties and ask people to guess what it was. (This was during the war, diversions were limited!)
I’m now wondering if he was not quite as innocent as he seemed?

InnaBun · 15/06/2021 16:12

@Temp023

How does a dildo mould work then? Surely a coating of plaster of Paris is enough to cool anyone’s ardour?
Yeah, you'd think it wouldn't be at it's finest during the process.
Susannahmoody · 15/06/2021 16:13

He took it with him?

MeowPurrGrr · 15/06/2021 16:15

@Temp023

How does a dildo mould work then? Surely a coating of plaster of Paris is enough to cool anyone’s ardour?
He bought a kit and wore a cock ring whilst doing it! I wasn’t quite sure what to make of this ‘gift’!
MeowPurrGrr · 15/06/2021 16:21

@Susannahmoody

He took it with him?
He lived with me briefly and kicked off about something whilst I was at work? Got home and he had moved himself and all his stuff out, sure enough the moulded cock had gone to! It actually made me laugh a lot, I imagined him grabbing it in a rage saying ‘well I’m certainly not leaving mini me here for her to harm’! I dread to think where it is now!
Weedoogie · 15/06/2021 16:38

@MeowPurrGrr

They’re all bloody obsessed with their dicks! When I was OLD around 4 years ago, nearly all of the men I chatted with either sent an (unwanted) dick pic or tried to steer the conversation onto their dick! One man I went on a very nice date with, I really thought he was different to the others but no, soon as he got home he sent me a video of him wanking!

An ex was very obsessed with the size of his, it was large but sadly he thought that was enough me make him good in bed (it didn’t). He bought a dildo mould and had it made for me Hmm, but after we split he took it with him!! I dread to think who he’s given it too now 🤢

Classy! What every new girlfriend wants: a second hand plaster cast of her boyfriend's dick. Wonder if he put that on his tinder profile as an additional incentive....

You must have been gutted to lose it - and him, of course...

RantyAnty · 15/06/2021 16:41

They do measure but their measuring sticks are never accurate.

GrannieD · 15/06/2021 16:42

Is it supposed to be the length from the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb or is that an old wife’s tale ?? Or was I just gullible ???!

Weedoogie · 15/06/2021 16:50

It's the distance from your arse to your elbow

MeowPurrGrr · 15/06/2021 16:51

Heartbroken Grin

FindingMeno · 15/06/2021 16:53

Never crossed my mind!
They must, at least, have guesstimated it, I suppose.

messybun101 · 15/06/2021 16:53

I imagined him grabbing it in a rage saying ‘well I’m certainly not leaving mini me here for her to harm’

😂😂😂

Howshouldibehave · 15/06/2021 16:58

Where do they measure it from though? Underneath-so it measures longer, I presume!!?

Whybirdwhy · 15/06/2021 16:59

This thread is hilarious!

Roblox01 · 15/06/2021 17:02

@Howshouldibehave

Where do they measure it from though? Underneath-so it measures longer, I presume!!?
If you google it you can find out. Blush
Weedoogie · 15/06/2021 17:09

@messybun101

I imagined him grabbing it in a rage saying ‘well I’m certainly not leaving mini me here for her to harm’

😂😂😂

I was imagining the packing process too: "got my pants, got my socks, mustn't forget my football shirts, my Arsenal dvd ("The Nearly Years") oh, toothbrush, check! Hmm, life-sized cast of my dick....take it or leave it? I could leave it, to show there are no hard feelings.... no, I'll take it, you never know when it's going to come in handy. And it will teach her a lesson - about respect."

And in his new bedsit, when he's feeling a bit down, he can just look up at it on the mantelpiece and know it's all been worthwhile