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Do all men measure their penises??!

102 replies

blueroses2021 · 15/06/2021 07:42

I was married for a million years and now divorced and trying to date. In the last week, two men I have chatted two have told me how long their penises are !!! Is this the 'thing' in this day and age??!!
Last night, one stated that he was more of a giver as his penis was only 6 inches and 'nothing spectacular"!
Maybe I'm just old !?!??!??!?

OP posts:
MeowPurrGrr · 15/06/2021 17:15

@Weedoogie that’s hilarious GrinGrin

SimonJT · 15/06/2021 17:17

Most yes, but sharing it is a bit weird, even more so sharing with a stranger.

applespearslemons · 15/06/2021 17:18

Measuring penis in private. Fine! Do what you like

Taking about their penis to a prospective date. Not fine

They obviously have inferiority complex

newnortherner111 · 15/06/2021 17:21

OP you are not being unreasonable to find it weird and unacceptable. I assume you have been meeting men who drive Audis or BMWs?

PhilCornwall1 · 15/06/2021 17:24

Yes, but underpants aren't usually underwired.

No, but these buggers are made out of bamboo!!! 😵😵😵😵

Do all men measure their penises??!
Wannabangbang · 15/06/2021 17:40

Hmm atleast you know in advance if it's a micro penis or a gigantian arm sized torpedo and what you are dealing with

Sillawithans · 15/06/2021 19:25

I'd actually appreciate this as I'm so fucking tired of small penises.

Surfisup · 15/06/2021 21:10

🤣

Umberellatheweatha · 15/06/2021 21:26

I had a guy mention it once before I had even been on a date with him and that was an instant block.

Though tbf he was telling me it was really big and so it might have been problematic. So so suppose that is handy to know in advance. Still, I think there must be more appropriate times to mention such things...

LollyPops111 · 16/06/2021 10:08

@Sillawithans

I'd actually appreciate this as I'm so fucking tired of small penises.
😂😂😂
Gilda152 · 16/06/2021 12:20

I would absolutely measure it if I was a man and I think I'd be obsessed with it too. I've always felt genuinely sorry for men with small ones, it's the one thing they really can't fix isn't it. Like women can have their boobs and bits fixed relatively easily if that's what they want but living with a small penis when society says what is normal must be so crushing for your confidence. Maybe he was just managing expectations. How did it come up, so to speak?

category12 · 16/06/2021 13:58

I'd be a bit worried if he thinks 6 inches is too small and something that needs announcing. It's about the average.

There are blokes with small penis humiliation fetish, and I really can't be arsed with those guys.

Surfisup · 16/06/2021 14:44

Small penis humiliation fetish! WTF?!

BMW6 · 16/06/2021 18:28

Just asked DH (63) he replied "not since I were about 15" Smile

ShagMeRiggins · 16/06/2021 19:36

@Gilda152

I would absolutely measure it if I was a man and I think I'd be obsessed with it too. I've always felt genuinely sorry for men with small ones, it's the one thing they really can't fix isn't it. Like women can have their boobs and bits fixed relatively easily if that's what they want but living with a small penis when society says what is normal must be so crushing for your confidence. Maybe he was just managing expectations. How did it come up, so to speak?
Men can have penile implants (for erectile dysfunction) and penis enlargement surgery.
Fabiofatshaft1 · 17/06/2021 08:06

I once saw a women who said she only dated guys with a 12 inch penis. I said I’m not cutting 2 inches off for anyone 🤣

LollyPops111 · 17/06/2021 09:55

@category12 - I was thinking the same, 6 inches is a good size.

@Fabiofatshaft1 - What are you a horse 😂

starsigns28 · 17/06/2021 12:24

Of course they do - its all about size - they are ruled by their penises

Umberellatheweatha · 17/06/2021 12:31

I think about the size of my boobs a lot..
Maybe it's the same thing.

Though I'm a GG so they genuinely impact my life. And the way people view me.

Maybe guys who are extra big or extra small think about it more than guys who are just average down there.

starsigns28 · 17/06/2021 13:04

Too big puts me off - one partner was very very well endowed and it terrified me ! I thought jeez what am I supposed to do with this - he was a relative of Kierran Lee (google him and your eyes will water!!)

Fitforforty · 17/06/2021 13:06

It was a thing when I was at primary school

vimtosogood · 17/06/2021 13:17

Women can be very judgemental about size so it's hardly surprising really.

LostThings · 17/06/2021 13:19

Nope.

LollyPops111 · 17/06/2021 13:23

Cock size doesn’t bother me unless it’s invisible to the naked eye😂
It’s how selfless they are in bed that matters to me.

Whocutdownthecherrytree · 17/06/2021 13:27

Yes, they all do