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Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?

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LittleAdventure · 11/04/2021 08:18

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

OP posts:
DeeCeeCherry · 12/04/2021 03:08

Did ye aye
🤣
Nothing else needs to be said.

Fromage · 12/04/2021 03:33

@iklboo

* So it's been confirmed this is a troll thread but MN have just let it stand?

Why?? It's not even entertaining or funny. 
Exactly what I was wondering*

There's lots of other threads you can read.

You'd think there would be. However, if you are a miserablist you can only read threads that annoy you. Then you have to comment on them. You cannot waste your anger on the slow death of the planet or racism or misogyny or something that actually IS a problem. You must not direct your energies toward constructive activities or finding solutions to anything. You must come onto the internet, find a thread where people are pissing about with no real consequence, and then you must tell them they are third rate and - this is the big one - THEY HAVE DARED NOT ENTERTAIN YOU.

It is very, very important everyone knows this so they aren't having a laugh incorrectly.

So that's why the killjoys are here.

SummerHouse · 12/04/2021 08:23

This is by far the funniest thread I have read in a long time. I have read "did ye, aye" so many times before but this one in this context it making me laugh every time I think of it. Don't we need a laugh everyone?

Signing off ✍️✍️✍️🖊️🖊️🖊️

StrapOnSallyChasedMeDownTheAli · 12/04/2021 08:34

Nee naw nee naw, the fun police has found the thread.

Onelifeonly · 12/04/2021 10:09

'@chequerboard
So it's been confirmed this is a troll thread but MN have just let it stand?

Why?? It's not even entertaining or funny.'

Are you the OP? Miffed no one took your dilemma seriously?

ChaToilLeam · 12/04/2021 10:24

Were you breasting boobily at the time?

YoniAndGuy · 12/04/2021 11:42

I would totally watch this, the first episode of Love Made Me A Twat

DiscoStusMoonboots · 12/04/2021 11:45

Best thing I've read since I discovered 'My Dad Wrote a Porno'.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 12/04/2021 12:22

@ChequerBoard

So it's been confirmed this is a troll thread but MN have just let it stand?

Why?? It's not even entertaining or funny.

Thinking about it, there is quite a bit of irony in saying that we need to get out more. I mean, when you sign up with the thread police, it's pretty much a requirement that you hand your life over at the door Grin You don't get your badge otherwise.
theworldsbiggestcrocodile · 12/04/2021 12:28

This thread has made me actually cry laughing

PixelatedLunchbox · 12/04/2021 12:34

@LittleAdventure

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

Yes definitely tell her. You owe her that much.

Just kidding.

Biscuit
Appletreehat · 12/04/2021 12:45

Lol

ODFOx · 12/04/2021 12:59

This thread has made me so happy. Thank you 😀

AmyDudley · 12/04/2021 13:17

Last time I had to spend a night alone in a hotel, I went out to Sainsbury's and bought myself a bottle of wine and a family sized Tiramisu*. You might try the same next time you are tempted to shag a niece's fiance.

  • Other family sized Tiramisus are available, but Sainbury's is better than sex.
MrsTulipTattsyrup · 12/04/2021 13:41

Auntie Pat, we’ve talked about this before.

Dave and I still have the restraining order in place and I WILL invoke the defamation clause.

And Mum says she’s still waiting for you to return the big serving dish you borrowed in 1985.

FloofyMrDarcy · 12/04/2021 14:29

'Auntie Pat' would only have been 6 yrs old in 1985, as she's 42.

LaMarschallin · 12/04/2021 14:37

And Mum says she’s still waiting for you to return the big serving dish you borrowed in 1985.

Smile

By far the greater crime in some families.

Hoppinggreen · 12/04/2021 14:43

You can take my husband but you will never take my big dish

MrsArchchancellorRidcully · 12/04/2021 14:49

Tumbleweed from OP.......

NaturalStudy · 12/04/2021 14:54

I hope OP comes back with the next installment. I'm overinvested already.

TheChis · 12/04/2021 15:09

@MrsArchchancellorRidcully

Tumbleweed from OP.......
She was banned.

Probably now walking in solitude across the Yorkshire Moors, her unruly auburn locks dancing in the sunlight.

Phrenologist · 12/04/2021 15:16

@NaturalStudy

I hope OP comes back with the next installment. I'm overinvested already.
Now why (or how?) would she when she's been effortlessly outclassed by cassocks billowing in the breeze and family-sized tiramisus?
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