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Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?

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LittleAdventure · 11/04/2021 08:18

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

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MabelPines · 11/04/2021 11:02

I am in awe at the creative talent on here ! Please can we have chapter 3 ?

nowlook · 11/04/2021 11:03

You're right @AliasGrape. They can't all be widowed. Would the OP compromise by never having met the right man? I'd be perfectly happy with an opening scene with a shallow, obscenely rich, boyfriend whom she leaves because he won't commit/is found in bed with randomer/belittles her book shop/cup cake dream.

Ironytheoppositeofwrinkly · 11/04/2021 11:05

I would sooner believe emails from wealthy Nigerian princes than this story.

MrsVogon · 11/04/2021 11:06

Cool story, bro 🙄

AlfonsoTheTerrible · 11/04/2021 11:08

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

Have an affair with your niece to even the sides.

BobBobBobbin · 11/04/2021 11:10

I love the fact that the OP bothered to set this fantasy pre-covid as if THAT would be the one tell-tale detail that would cast doubt on an otherwise entirely plausible story. Grin

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2021 11:13

Chapter 3

Inside the church, the smell of incense hung in the still air. Though I fought against the memory, the fragrance recalled the intoxicating smell of the climbing jasmine outside the hotel window, which enveloped us both as he gently brushed a tear from my cheek with his work-roughened hand.

We took our seats and a hush descended, broken only by the occasional soft coo of a baby. The groom and his best man strode to the altar; was that a momentary hesitation as he took his place? My heart stood still, but then I dismissed it as mere fantasy. Who could possibly want me? My breasts were still firm, it's true, but too small, in keeping with my slender frame. My hair was too thick and fell in loose curls to my shoulders, resisting any attempt at a more demure style, and only the other day, I had noticed the first fine thread of silver among the auburn.

I was roused from my thoughts by the sudden appearance of the bride. Eschewing tradition, she rushed down the aisle, her dress seeming to float just above the ground like the foam on a wave. The crowd gasped, and caught unawares, the groom lifted her joyously above his head in his strong hands, before kissing her passionately. Everyone laughed and applauded, and even the solemn priest had to suppress a smile.

At that moment, I felt a sense of peace that I hadn't experienced in months. I knew I had made the right decision.

Fromage · 11/04/2021 11:13

The small motherless child should be modelled on child Cosette from the film of Les Mis. She will have a dolly made of a knotted rope and a perma-smudged face.

Fromage · 11/04/2021 11:16

JesusITCV - is this the build up to shagging the priest during the signing of the register?

AliasGrape · 11/04/2021 11:19

@nowlook

You're right *@AliasGrape*. They can't all be widowed. Would the OP compromise by never having met the right man? I'd be perfectly happy with an opening scene with a shallow, obscenely rich, boyfriend whom she leaves because he won't commit/is found in bed with randomer/belittles her book shop/cup cake dream.
Yes this would be perfect! I think he should be played by Rufus Sewell. He should come crawling back in act 3 expecting the OP to be lost without him, only to find her perused by the young hot groom who leaps to defend her honour - hilarity ensues etc.

Maybe he could end up with the evil step-niece?

CoffeandPancakes · 11/04/2021 11:20

@StrapOnSallyChasedMeDownTheAli, thank you for this Flowers

DenisetheMenace · 11/04/2021 11:22

You’ve seen that episode of Delicious too, then 😁

TanteRose · 11/04/2021 11:30

42 is the perfect age for our heroine - #perimenopausal #sex-surge Wink

nowlook · 11/04/2021 11:32

What a fitting conclusion @AliasGrape. And the casting of Sewell is perfection. I can't wait to see the scene where his very expensive brogues/suit get ruined in the mud.

Yes, Jesus, at least let the poor OP meet someone at the reception! This can't be the only time her still-slender waist gets encircled Grin

OolieMacdoolie · 11/04/2021 11:33

his huge throbbing pens

My favourite part of a man is his giant bic collection

Zancah · 11/04/2021 11:35

@Namechangenumber23

You missed out the part about your heaving beasts and his huge throbbing pens

Love a subtle friends reference Grin

Lampzade · 11/04/2021 11:36

@LemonRoses

I know, it’s so hard and they are so beguiling. Happened to me just last month. His fire-filled eyes burned through my waterproof coat. Our hands touched briefly over the dog pooh bin, sending flames into my thermal underwear. I knew I’d seen him somewhere, but was mesmerised by his chiselled masculine beauty. It was unavoidable, I’d lost all control and was powerless in the face of his lustful charm. Then I remembered I’d seen his likeness on my niece’s Facebook page. I’d not been to the wedding, how could I have known?
Ha ha
Allwokedup · 11/04/2021 11:37

So you live in London? Under a bridge?

peepholepringle · 11/04/2021 11:39

This is the thread I needed to read after this past week! Grin Thanks OP!

MabelPines · 11/04/2021 11:39

JesusInTheCabbageVan

Thank you ! It’s brilliant!

imsanehonest · 11/04/2021 11:45

Yes because all 20-something men on the night before their wedding are just loitering about hotel lounges by themselves, just waiting for a single older lady to happen by.

Pebbledashery · 11/04/2021 11:47

This isn't a Mills and boon story is it.. 🙄

Pebbledashery · 11/04/2021 11:52

@JesusInTheCabbageVan absolutely crying my eyes out 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Breasts were still firm 😂😂😆😂

StrapOnSallyChasedMeDownTheAli · 11/04/2021 11:53

[quote CoffeandPancakes]@StrapOnSallyChasedMeDownTheAli, thank you for this Flowers[/quote]
Hun, you barely even touched him. God bless you this Sunday Halo

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2021 11:54

@Fromage

JesusITCV - is this the build up to shagging the priest during the signing of the register?
Hot priest? Hmm, we may have room for one of those...