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Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?

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LittleAdventure · 11/04/2021 08:18

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

OP posts:
SpiceRat · 11/04/2021 11:59

Has MN become a depository for creative writing prose? They’re always so shite too... 🥱

Fromage · 11/04/2021 12:21

JesusITCV I'm thinking more Thorn Birds than Fleabag tbh.

Onelifeonly · 11/04/2021 12:39

Love this! I haven't laughed so much since 2019. Thanks OP.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2021 12:43

@Fromage

JesusITCV I'm thinking more Thorn Birds than Fleabag tbh.
Haven't watched Thorn Birds. My only reference points are Fleabag and Father Ted, I'm afraid.
TSSDNCOP · 11/04/2021 12:46

I was happy with the Outback as the setting, but Craggie Island would do. Plenty of evil VC's in Dublin. I do think to add a nuance of believable the Heroine's shop should burn to the ground one dark and stormy night.

MiddleClassMother · 11/04/2021 12:46

Surely this should be in the creative writing topic?

TSSDNCOP · 11/04/2021 12:47

Perhaps the cause could be lightening igniting the cinnamon?

Gemma2019 · 11/04/2021 12:51

Hmm

Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?
PissTestRightNowDaniella · 11/04/2021 13:05

Would it be inappropriate to suggest this gets moved to classics?

Moomin12345 · 11/04/2021 13:07

Yawn

minnimiss · 11/04/2021 13:18

But..but what were you drinking? What was he drinking? What were you wearing? Where is the light touch of the hand? The electricity between you? The be frank the lack of detail in your writing is VERY disappointing! 2/10

gollymissdolly · 11/04/2021 13:22

There's a phrase my Granny used if she thought someone was telling a tall tale "And the band played believe it if you like".

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2021 13:23

Chapter four

During the service, I studied the priest. His face was lined and careworn and his hair was silver, but his light blue eyes were still young, and his rural Irish accent made even the driest of religious texts ring with music. There were rumours of some long buried scandal in his past, but when one of his more forthright parishioners had challenged him, he swiftly reassured her that the money was only resting in his account.

As he turned the pages of his prayer book, I couldn't help but notice that he had no ring on his finger. When the happy couple came to say their vows, the priest's eyes rose to meet mine and I felt as though I was falling into their calm, still depths.

Suddenly the groom's voice faltered and broke. "I'm so sorry, my darling" he whispered huskily to his bride. Her smile fading on her lips, she gazed at him in growing concern. "I have fought against this feeling - God knows, I have fought - but I cannot live a lie. I love you, but my heart... my spirit... belongs to another." He turned to face me, and in a single bound, he stood before me. He dropped to his knee. "@LittleAdventure. I know this is madness, but I beg of you. Say yes."

I froze in shock, and then looked up into the clear blue eyes of the priest, who stood there with a thousand expressions flitting across his face.

MrsIronfoundersson · 11/04/2021 13:32

I am CRYING with laughter here! Keep going everybody please!

Fembot123 · 11/04/2021 13:33

His smile made you blush 😂😂

Abfabfanjo · 11/04/2021 13:35

@JesusInTheCabbageVan
I can't wait for chapter 5.

nowlook · 11/04/2021 13:35

Marvellous stuff Jesus. Now, remember that the priest has clear blue eyes, so you can change them to pools of deep amber (perfect, nonsensical metaphor) in chapter 6 or so Wink

MrsIronfoundersson · 11/04/2021 13:36

@Fromage

I think he would be more likely to approach had the book been the large, A3 size print of "How To Live With Your Sex Addiction For Contortionists With No Boundaries."
This deserves a round of applause.
peak2021 · 11/04/2021 13:51

Does the OP have a penis beaker at her home, just in case?

UnsolicitedDickPic · 11/04/2021 13:58

I'm so invested in @JesusInTheCabbageVan's updates.🍿

Sunflower1970 · 11/04/2021 14:00

Hahaha have you made this up in the hope of it appearing in the Daily Mail? Hahah

LadyBugg · 11/04/2021 14:06

Haha it was the 'take a room' line that i enjoyed. Who speaks like that apart from novelists of the 1950s.

Famousinlove · 11/04/2021 15:10

Plot twist.. OP isn't a woman..

Livingonadream · 11/04/2021 15:21

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ???????

Cindy87 · 11/04/2021 15:26

I don't know why but her reading a book by the fire was the bit that stood out the most for me as bullshit 😂

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