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Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?

398 replies

LittleAdventure · 11/04/2021 08:18

Yes, I know ... this sounds like a particular bad episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, but don’t judge before you finished reading.

I’m a 42 year old widow, who moved back to the UK in 2019 after living abroad with my late husband for almost 15 years. Two days after I arrived back, I attended the wedding of my sister’s eldest daughter. The perfect opportunity to see my family again, I thought.

Because I live in London and the wedding was in Yorkshire, I decided to drive up the day before and take a room at a local hotel. After diner I was reading a book by the fire when a young man asked if he could sit in the chair opposite. He was in his mid 20’s and really REALLY attractive. There was eye contact, his smile made me blush, he offered me a drink and we ended up in my room having the most incredible sex. When I woke up the next morning, he was gone. Although I never had a one-night-stand before, I somehow had expected it and was okay with it.

But when I arrived at the church later that morning, my sister came over and said ‘let me introduce you to groom’ and called out his name. A man in a morning suit turned around and I was looking at the same man who had been in my bed just a couple of hours earlier. It was somewhat awkward, as you can imagine.

At the time I didn’t say anything, I didn’t want to ruin my niece’s big day, but now I’m not sure it was the right thing to do. What do you think?

OP posts:
PatsyStone39 · 11/04/2021 19:53

50 shades of shite.

LalalalalalaLand123 · 11/04/2021 19:54

OP 1/10
The replies 11/10

Pebbledashery · 11/04/2021 20:01

What would we call Op's novel?...

Livingonadream · 11/04/2021 20:01

I do love a cassock billowing in the breeze Grin

Pebbledashery · 11/04/2021 20:03

This 🤣

Had one-night-stand with my niece’s new husband. Should I confess?
ChequerBoard · 11/04/2021 20:03

So it's been confirmed this is a troll thread but MN have just let it stand?

Why?? It's not even entertaining or funny.

Livingonadream · 11/04/2021 20:05

Isn't it ?!

StephenBelafonte · 11/04/2021 20:11

You're the only person on here who thinks it isn't funny @ChequerBoard. Wink What does that tell you?

ChequerBoard · 11/04/2021 20:14

@StephenBelafonte

You're the only person on here who thinks it isn't funny *@ChequerBoard*. Wink What does that tell you?

That everyone who thinks this third rate attempt at humour is actually funny may just be a bit desperate and need to get out more?

MNWorldisCrazy · 11/04/2021 20:14

@ChequerBoard

So it's been confirmed this is a troll thread but MN have just let it stand?

Why?? It's not even entertaining or funny.

Exactly what I was wondering
SheldonesqueHasTheWeevils · 11/04/2021 20:19

I am your niece you bastard.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/04/2021 20:26

That everyone who thinks this third rate attempt at humour is actually funny may just be a bit desperate and need to get out more?

Well we all need to get out more at the moment, I think that's a given...

SnowWhitesRestingBitchFace · 11/04/2021 20:27

@PatsyStone39

50 shades of shite.
😂😂😂
SnowWhitesRestingBitchFace · 11/04/2021 20:27

@JesusInTheCabbageVan please keep going! I haven't laughed out loud to a thread in ages!

MrsTerryPratchett · 11/04/2021 20:30

That everyone who thinks this third rate attempt at humour is actually funny may just be a bit desperate and need to get out more?

Well yes, I do.

Abfabfanjo · 11/04/2021 20:37

For people saying this thread isn't funny, fair enough.

But on a personal level, I have binge watched Netflix and Amazon Video, read my way through a dozen books on Kindle, been for walks and runs every sodding day off every sodding lockdown.

Having an interactive Mills and Boon scenario has brightened up my dull Sunday evening.

Fembot123 · 11/04/2021 20:58

Aren’t we allowed to not find it funny? I don’t think people who do are wrong just a different humour no need for insults about desperation 😂😱

BoreOfWhabylon · 11/04/2021 21:27

@JesusInTheCabbageVan Beware the vengeance of Mrs Doyle!

I fear for you...

Fromage · 11/04/2021 21:45

I for one am THRILLED that people have taken the time to come on to this thread and tell us we aren't funny. I mean, thank God you're here to let us know you are Not Amused and to be condescending eith your superior humour.

I am humbled to be put in my place by better people.

I shall leave this thread for a short while to self flagellate with a phone charger whilst fantasizing about Ralph de Bricassart because I am very much older than everyone else on this thread but I still have a smart phone.

PrincessTuna · 11/04/2021 21:51

@JesusInTheCabbageVan Brilliant!!

SheldonesqueHasTheWeevils · 11/04/2021 21:59

Mrs Doyle?

I now have a pretty disturbing image of the young fella me lad grafting away to the encouraging noises of ‘g’wan g’wan g’wan g’wan G’WAN!!!!’

Fembot123 · 11/04/2021 22:00

@Fromage

I for one am THRILLED that people have taken the time to come on to this thread and tell us we aren't funny. I mean, thank God you're here to let us know you are Not Amused and to be condescending eith your superior humour.

I am humbled to be put in my place by better people.

I shall leave this thread for a short while to self flagellate with a phone charger whilst fantasizing about Ralph de Bricassart because I am very much older than everyone else on this thread but I still have a smart phone.

Who said you weren’t funny 😏
Livingonadream · 11/04/2021 22:40

I reckon the ones not even raising a smile at this and taking offence are in fact wondering if they are the niece in question Grin

TSSDNCOP · 11/04/2021 22:55

That everyone who thinks this third rate attempt at humour is actually funny may just be a bit desperate and need to get out more?

Well isnt that rather the point old brick. None of us have been fucking out. For fucking months.

In the words of the late great poster SatrahStratton don't be so fucking po.

iklboo · 11/04/2021 23:15
  • So it's been confirmed this is a troll thread but MN have just let it stand?

Why?? It's not even entertaining or funny. 
Exactly what I was wondering*

There's lots of other threads you can read.