The One Where Ross Has To Figure Out Clingfilm

[StuckInPollyannaMode]

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How’s that for a title?!

Well, I’ve done a deal on the car. Actually it drives very nicely. I can see it’s practical. And it’s not an old banger.

It’s not very me. But it is sensible, and sensible I must be.

Actually got some kip last night. 9-5.

How’s everyone else doing? Justilou is it warm in Oz? One of my best friends lives there and I haven’t seen her for too long. RandomMess have you managed to have a better night / find out when you’re going home?

I haven’t told him about handing it over to the solicitor and no mediation on Friday yet. Waiting for the notes and financial summery from the mediator first. Hopefully today.

I also have baileys pouring cream for the Yule log, definitely my favourite pudding

just caught up as the thread fell off my radar - Ive done the whole 2 threads in one sitting.
my god he is an arse.
But soon
soon
it WILL be over

also to say that I believe if you are separating and selling a house, that UC can contribute towards housing. even if its short term

@StuckInPollyannaMode My first wedding was horrible too...my mother also dominated the whole day, to the point me and new husband were stuck with the photographer in the local park for an hour because she'd
commandeered the wedding cars to ferry guests to the reception venue...

That's when she wasn't obviously fighting with my father (turned out afterwards he had yet another OW on the go, he kept vanishing from the reception every 30 minutes to call her). I still think she could have waited until after my wedding day to start what ended up to be WW3...

When I got divorced 2 and a half years later, I vowed if I ever remarried she wouldn't be invited - I did and she wasn't.

Your cat is beautiful - onwards and upwards!

Fucks SAKE

HE HAD ONE JOB.

Get the bloody crackers.

Nope. Guess who ‘forgot’.

Apparently I am being melodramatic.

I’m at Sainsbury’s and I have just bought the most expensive box I could find.

Fuck with me, fine. Not with the kids.

He is TOO IMPORTANT to buy crackers!!!

Make the most of the dry weather and stay out as much as possible. Solo hike whilst he parents the DC?

If I knew who he was, I would run him over for you. He is such a dick.

He didn't even have a comedy misunderstanding and buy the wrong kind of crackers (the ones you eat with cheese)?!

No, it was entirely straight faced and serious.

At a friends, drinking champagne in the garden.

Fuck him.

Enjoy the champagne and have lovely Christmas, it won't be long now and you'll be free just imagine how wonderful next Christmas will be

Merry Christmas OP! Remember, every day is a day closer to you getting away 🎅🏼

Gods, I'd be looking at him and thinking (if not saying), you must surely see how useless and irrelevant you are to me and the kids. . . and why. . .

Lord but he is some twat.

The relief of not having to live with him will be enormous.

Can add this to the unreasonable behaviour list on the divorce petition? As an example of his selfishness or whatever else is on there.

Enjoy your peaceful Christmas without Ross and his surliness.

Happy Christmas @StuckInPollyannaMode.

May the DC bring laughter and joy today

Happy Christmas @StuckInPollyannaMode, I hope you have a lovely day regardless of twathead.

Merry Christmas @StuckInPollyannaMode, thinking of you and your lovely DDs today. Don't let that fucker steal your joy.

Merry Christmas lovely 🧑🏽‍🎄

Merry Christmas, you wonderful woman. Soon you will be free.

Merry Christmas, @StuckInPollyannaMode

Merry Christmas 🎅, and your next one will be amazing!!!

Happy Christmas folks!

Hope you and yours have had a lovely day.

I have held it together.

The Grinch didn’t even buy me a token present. Looked suitably embarrassed by mine. The children looked at him and said ‘Daddy, not EVEN a chocolate orange?’

Miserable fucker.

They’ve apparently had the best Christmas ever.

I haven’t cried in the kitchen. And I’ve just remembered that Bridgerton is on. Hurrah!

Not long to bed, and oblivion.

WooHoo you are rocking it.

So glad you and the DDs had a great day!

Your DDs have him well and truly sussed, and he is doing a grand job of alienating them. What a sad little loser he is.

And well done holding it together. Keep counting down the days to when you can move into your new place and live without his negativity.