DP cross there's no food - part 2

[droopyears]

I didn't realise I'd have to start a new thread - it's amazing the amount of people that have offered advice / made me laugh, it's appreciated

It was the strangest thing! Yes Yeo Valley yoghurts and milk

I've not been able to change the locks but I've double locked the door this afternoon, as he doesn't have a key for the bottom lock

I do however, have his bike at mine (which won't fit in my car, only his)

I'm loving the new cocklodger. He's beautiful. So glad you got rid of the human one.
Mine walked out last December and thought he could walk back in in January. (Got out of xmas present buying.) I tossed him a roll of bin liners and told him he had 2 hours to clear his stuff. I wish he'd flounced sooner.
I haven't looked back!

Please can someone link the 1st thread

I love the cat pics, he looks lovely and looks very much like my black cat (though she's female and smaller.

DP cross there's no food www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/4043848-dp-cross-there-s-no-food

Oh he's fabulous. What an attitude- straight in, no messing! And the eyes!

Good Morning Op. HAPPY BLACK CAT DAY 😄

Ohhhh where is the original thread? Can anyone post it please

Arse, it's been posted

He's very handsome! I'm a black cat addict - our lovely 16 year old man died just over a week ago after spending his whole life with us. We have two gorgeous 3 year old girl cats but he was the dude. Miss him so much 🖤

So I'm late to the party but this is the best thread ever
OP I really admire your strength when dealing with The Token Thief, no hand wringing or messing about, just packed his shit and that was that. Good on you.
Your new addition is gorgeous, I have a very naughty grey one but don't know how to include a picture.

Well I've never had a cat that chooses to relax in the kind of positions this one does

All going well so far, he's met my other cat briefly and it was a mild success

He slept on my youngest DC's head all night - son was the happiest I've seen him in a while!

😂 Excellent picture.
I'm really happy for you OP 🐱

Not sure if this will work, I only just downloaded TikTok, but love this cat vid

vm.tiktok.com/ZSC88W5F/

That is one relaxed, cool cat - Superb pic! That's brilliant re cat bonding with DS2; now he has a real friend.

So glad this plan is working out so well for you and your family.

@droopyears

Well I've never had a cat that chooses to relax in the kind of positions this one does

All going well so far, he's met my other cat briefly and it was a mild success

He slept on my youngest DC's head all night - son was the happiest I've seen him in a while!

Hahaha I love this cat! He doesn't give a SHIT. So glad he's with you now, a much better companion!

stackemhigh

OMG so cute!!!1!

@KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse Sorry to hear you lost your puss They really do become part of the family

Today is ‘Black Cat Day’

www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/54695665

@droopyears

Well I've never had a cat that chooses to relax in the kind of positions this one does

All going well so far, he's met my other cat briefly and it was a mild success

He slept on my youngest DC's head all night - son was the happiest I've seen him in a while!

Hilarious!

[quote droopyears]@KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse Sorry to hear you lost your puss They really do become part of the family [/quote]
He's very much missed 😢

Love it! A big, lovely cat in place of a big waste of space. A fair swap.

This is my best friend... except when he wakes me at 05:30 demanding breakfast

OP, you haven't been dabbling in the black arts and turned your ex into a cat? Just sensing some similarities here... instantly at home, making himself comfortable, letting you buy all the food....

Or @TheLoveOfMoney the ex is the one who's been dabbling in black magic. He's hit upon a genius way to get his old lifestyle back... turn into a cat. That way, not only does the OP feed him, let him sleep for 16 hours a day wherever he wants, tickle his belly, etc, but she'll tell him he's a beautiful boy the whole time she does it.

This really does highlight how much cats take us for suckers. I don't let my DH or DCs get away with a fraction of the shit my cat dishes out. And I love the murderous little fucker more than them sometimes!

This cat is far too affectionate to be my ex in disguise!

He's met my other puss - I think it's safe to say they're getting on very well