DP cross there's no food - part 2

[droopyears]

I didn't realise I'd have to start a new thread - it's amazing the amount of people that have offered advice / made me laugh, it's appreciated

It was the strangest thing! Yes Yeo Valley yoghurts and milk

I've not been able to change the locks but I've double locked the door this afternoon, as he doesn't have a key for the bottom lock

I do however, have his bike at mine (which won't fit in my car, only his)

Congrats on new cat (and new life). My DCat (now departed) also had very similar markings.

For your delectation; 8.7 kg, BastardCat*.

I have a black cat who looks very similar to yours (along with two black and white cats).

Handsome boy! Those paws... 😍

What a lovely boy! I'm going to get a cat next year and hope I get as lucky.

And I hope you are as free of drama as possible.

Trying to watch TV with this thing next to me I can't even explain how much he has made me laugh already, he's just what I needed!

He lerves you! I bet he won't eat all your snacks or add things to your shopping list!

😻 That’s a dramatic pose. You must have offended him! 😻

I bet he won't eat all your snacks or add things to your shopping list!

I bet he will! But in a good way, of course.

That little toooooth! I love him OP!

He's like a dog

He can have endless amount of treats, I don't mind forking out for that!

Hahahahaha his legs! You've got a good egg there, he seems like a right little character - could he be ANY more comfy?!

I don't want to worry you OP, but he's expanding with each pic

This is the most satisfying ever conclusion to a cocklodger thread!

@Anniegetyourgun

I bet he won't eat all your snacks or add things to your shopping list!

I bet he will! But in a good way, of course.

True. He will make OP think that she has chosen to add them herself

He's lovely op

What's his name? And has he met the other house cat yet

I've rarely seen such a brilliant outcome to a thread. Two threads, even! 👏

This has made my day... followed your threads and so impressed by your strength and unwillingness to put up with bullshit... the beautiful new pet is such an amazing update 🥰 Best of luck with the future OP, already know you'll be absolutely fine, you sound like such an amazing Mum and Woman 🥰

I don't like to slander your cat but he looks like a right cocklodger. Look at him manspreading /tomspreading

"Bastard Cat"

🤣

How lovely that you've traded your cocklodger for a catlodger.

@TwentyViginti

I don't want to worry you OP, but he's expanding with each pic

He’s very at home!

@littleEsme - I hope the emoji is praising BastardCat. It's not coming up ony crap phone.

Your panther is such a mantart! I love him. Totally acceptable behaviour in a kitty.

This really is the most perfect MN thread ever.

OP comes in with tale of ridiculous man child who is taking the piss big stylie , bringing opportunities galore for the correct use of 'cocklodger' and LTB terms.

OP has epiphany spurred on by Vipers, pulls on big girl pants and throws cocklodger out.
OP regales us with fabulous tales of life better off without cocklodger, who now has his very own MN name: 'The Token Thief'.

OP gets new fantastic cat and posts pictures. Other posters share cat pictures.

All it needs to finish off is a parking diagram and I will be in MN heaven

Seriously good work OP and Vipers, you've made me so content.