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DP cross there's no food - part 2

426 replies

droopyears · 13/10/2020 16:46

I didn't realise I'd have to start a new thread - it's amazing the amount of people that have offered advice / made me laugh, it's appreciated

It was the strangest thing! Yes Yeo Valley yoghurts and milk Confused

I've not been able to change the locks but I've double locked the door this afternoon, as he doesn't have a key for the bottom lock

I do however, have his bike at mine (which won't fit in my car, only his)

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TwentyViginti · 22/10/2020 10:55

He's such a bloody manchild. He comes across as utterly incapable of sorting out his own life.

Well, he hasn't had to. He's had women catering (literally Grin) to his basic needs.

ThePluckOfTheCoward · 22/10/2020 11:21

Good news on the new cat, he sounds great, hope you get him home soon. Have you thought about names yet?

My suggestion is "Tokens" 😂

GabsAlot · 22/10/2020 11:30

aww a new cat lovely i miss mine

sounds like youve finally got rid and i lopve the idea of calling the cat tokens
or yogy for yoghurt

droopyears · 22/10/2020 16:59

@excelledyourself To be honest no we didn't spend that much time with his DC! He liked to have lots of 1 on 1 time with them (yet I never seemed to get it with mine Hmm)

They were nice kids but in a nut shell they had different rules to my kids (they didn't have many), their manners weren't fantastic etc. My DC aren't angels but they're polite and I could definitely notice a slight change in them when they spent a significant amount of time with his

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BlueThistles · 22/10/2020 17:10

his food and heating bill must be rocketing having to actual PAY for it now x

PickAChew · 22/10/2020 17:15

Nah, his mum's paying for his heating, remember.

scryingeyes · 24/10/2020 11:58

Happy Saturday OP!

Hope you are ok, and surviving this painful (and public forum) breakup.

Concrete on being kind to you and yours as you find your new normal minus CF cocklodger.

BrewCakeGinThanksWine

MrsCatE · 25/10/2020 01:17

I reckon new cat should be called Yeo; works on so many levels.

stackemhigh · 25/10/2020 01:21

Ding dong the dick is gone! 🌈🍨

MrsCatE · 25/10/2020 04:26

Hmmm @stackemhigh.

I reckon he's wormed his way back with a combination of promising to interact with kids over video games, a selection of Yogurts and paying for one ASDA slot.

Meanwhile, he'll whine how hard it is at his mothers; her Internet connection is crap and she's complaining about his data usage - because obviously, she doesn't understand about these things.

Also, she started to complain about the heating being on 24/7 - because he wants to slob about in boxers and T-shirt - if she wants to wrap up in extra cardi, socks etc to save a few hundred quid every winter her problem but why let him be uncomfortable? You would think she'd be concerned about his well being, considering he's indoors playing on his Xbox all day.

Also, she's been into his room (the cheek!) and whinged about the fetid state - mostly involving discarded fast food containers. What was he supposed to do if mum won't cook what he demanded OP did? Also, he did plan to chuck takeaway boxes into recylng bin (remnants of food and all) but kept missing Weekly slot - not his fault, Council should do more [brain clicks, one gear] (quickly shouts down to mum to check she hasn't declared him on council tax).

In the end, he realised not fair on his mum - her pension doesn't stretch too far and she needs some 'me' time.

@droopyears has got nice house, plus conservatory - loads of room for bikes plus gym equipment; hasn't got got round to latter yet but no rush and plenty of space!

OP has only got a couple of kids and just working two jobs - so will obviously welcome back cocklodger - if only to accept food deliveries. He wouldn't dream of checking what was delivered against what was ordered; step too far in relationship and would take away from gaming time. Also, only interested in nicking any snacks - will moan about dinner later; "what do you mean an MN Chicken was substituted with Quorn nuggets? How the fuck am I meant to know the difference? Can't you go out and get another? Ffs... " before clearing fridge of Yeo Tokens and back to mums.

KickingBishopBrennanUpTheArrse · 25/10/2020 05:28

Wow I've just read both threads. What a cocklodging man child! No wonder his mother was in a bad mood last week - she had a 35 year old baby at home to wait on hand and foot and cater for out of her pension. Demand your key back, tell him to put it through the letterbox along with your yeokens and to take his bike and if it's not gone by Monday morning it'll be outside with a "free to a good home" sign on it with any other prize possessions you've found. I bet he's built up quite a savings pot over the last 4 years!

SeraphinaDombegh · 25/10/2020 07:52

Been following the thread from the beginning. So glad you've seen the light and started to get him out of your hair, OP. Hope you get your key back and get rid of his bike soon. You've definitely done the right thing!

EdnaSilem · 25/10/2020 10:19

MrsCatE

I do like your narrative style Grin
Especially at 4.26 in the morning!

jellybeanteaparty · 25/10/2020 10:44

Perhaps suggest if he does not return the key and pick up the bike you will need to sell the bike to pay for a change of locks.....

BlueThistles · 25/10/2020 18:41

How are you OP ? I hope the OP's absence does not mean he has slid his feet firmly back under her table. Flowers

MrsCatE · 26/10/2020 04:14

Heaves massive box full of illegally photoshopped but beautifully cut out) (fingers are now covered in untreated suppurating blisters due to all those fuckers out there yet again, clearing shelves of antiseptic) yogurt fragranced, Yeo Tokens into Thread to attract @droopyears**

I only want an update on the Cat, honest crosses fingers behind back whilst whistling, nonchalantly

We'll all understand if he's wangled his way back oh no, we wont because mother went bonkers on his permanent return and started to chuck all his possessions from his bedroom window - including his prized Rosette, awarded for being 'Best at being quiet' from Nursery, his limited edition 3000 piece Jigsaw of "StarTrek, the Next Generation" (doesn't she understand that he hasn't cracked the seal because it's worth more in the box and not because he couldn't be arsed and no, she must have been mistaken if she saw same in Aldi middle aisle bin last Wednesday priced down to £1.50 [double negatives inserted as StarTrek joke].

Ultimate insult was throwing his Darth Vader duvet and pillow set out - you know, the one where the pillow is the helmet and it looks like Darthv Vader's asleep, on his bed?! It's his Facebook profile pic - never understood why ex wanted kids as hers - they're not even scary funny!

Anyway, back to can we have a cat update please?

Weenurse · 26/10/2020 06:36

I also want a cat update

droopyears · 26/10/2020 08:34

I'm picking up the new puss this afternoon so will update with a photo a bit later!

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AmandaHoldensLips · 26/10/2020 10:04

Cat photos!!!! This is a very exciting day.

droopyears · 26/10/2020 12:20

I have him! He's absolutely enormous although you can't really tell from the photo. He's also really affectionate, what a great find he was Smile

DP cross there's no food - part 2
DP cross there's no food - part 2
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REignbow · 26/10/2020 12:31

He reminds me of my Nan’s cat. He’s beautiful, and those eyes 👀 Smile

Daftapath · 26/10/2020 12:43

So exciting for you and he already looks quite comfy thankyou very much! Grin

PersonaNonGarter · 26/10/2020 12:50

The best kind of update has a cat in it. Grin

AcrossthePond55 · 26/10/2020 12:54

What a beauty! Love a black cat.

Our big black tom, Salem Saberhagen, says "Welcome to your new family! Love them but never let them think they have the upper hand".

Inaseagull · 26/10/2020 12:59

Gorgeous 😍. Is that a Kelly Hoppen throw he has claimed?

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