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Happynow001 · 23/08/2020 17:18

..t's so good, it's so good
It's so good, it's soooo good
It's so goooood!
Ooh, I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in lurrrrrrve!
Ooh, I feel love, I feel love
I feel love, I feel love
I feel love 🎶🎶🎶 (Donna Summer)

Happynow001 · 23/08/2020 17:20

@dexterslockedintheshedagain

...wish there was a like button for these comments!
Yes please MNHQ!! Also possible first vote(?) for this to go to Classics. 🙏
Fightingback16 · 23/08/2020 17:41

... tawt i taw a puddy tat.

firecracker69 · 23/08/2020 18:20

.....p dip dog shit, you are not it

Happynow001 · 23/08/2020 18:20

'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P
I reached the top and had to stop
And that's what bothering me
I want to be a man, man-cub, and stroll right into town
And be just like those other men
I'm tired of monkeying around
[....]
Ooh-bi-doo, I wan'na be like youuuu
I want to walk like you, talk like you, tooooo!! 🎶

IAmTooBloodyHot · 23/08/2020 19:12

'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here's my handle, here's my spout.....

rosegoldwatcher · 23/08/2020 19:33

.. won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance, don't ask me
I won't dance Madame with you
My heart won't let my feet do things that they should do.

Fred Astaire

Happynow001 · 23/08/2020 20:43

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes. 🎶
(Cole Porter)

BamboozledandBefuddled · 23/08/2020 20:49

.. am a mole and I live in a hole.

PinkSparkleUnicorns · 23/08/2020 20:52

... love lamp

firecracker69 · 23/08/2020 21:06

.... 've got no strings so I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
How I love my liberty
There are no strings on me

KooKooKachu · 23/08/2020 22:23

@PinkSparkleUnicorns

... love lamp
Grin
KooKooKachu · 23/08/2020 22:24

don't wanna dance, dance with you baby, no more

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 23/08/2020 22:57

Love Lucy

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 23/08/2020 23:02

Ko iko, my grandma and your grandma sitting by the fire

PercyKirke · 23/08/2020 23:31

.. am a mole and I live in a hole.

That's going back a few years!

vanitythynameisnotwoman · 23/08/2020 23:41

don't wanna talk. 'Bout these things we've gone through.
Though it's hurting me... now it's history.
I've played all my cards, 'n that's what you've done too...

KooKooKachu · 23/08/2020 23:47

'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"

Fightingback16 · 24/08/2020 07:55

want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free

...for my bastard husband!

firecracker69 · 24/08/2020 08:35

.... 've been twisting and turning,
in a space that's too small
I've been drawing a line
and watching it fall
You've been closing me in,
closing the space in my heart
Watching us fading
and watching it all fall apart.

KooKooKachu · 24/08/2020 10:00

wanna rock and roll all night,and party everyday

AlwaysLatte · 24/08/2020 10:26

Got chills, they're multiplying....

AlwaysLatte · 24/08/2020 10:30

... got abducted by a giant pineapple just as I started to ask whether IABU washing my neighbour's guinea pigs in the salad spinner.

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 24/08/2020 10:50

lost my heart to a star ship trooper

The80sweregreat · 24/08/2020 11:21

.. wanna dance with somebody

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