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howwilliever · 21/08/2020 13:25

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OP posts:
Tomatoesneedtoripen · 28/08/2020 06:18

t took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don'tcha know that I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine
Oh, I heard it through the grapevine
Oh, I'm just about to lose my mind

KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:43

love the smell of Napalm in the morning!

KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:45

hate purity, I hate goodness! I don't want virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:46

see your bad moon rising.

KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:47

'm your private dancer. A dancer for money. Do what you want me to do.

KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:47

can't help falling in love with you.

KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:48

'm with you @FusionChefGeoff, this should go in classics.

rosegoldwatcher · 28/08/2020 12:14

.. wish that the OP @howwilliever would return to this thread and explain why they posted on the Relationships board.
(Did they, perhaps, mean to type, "I am having trouble with my MIL," or some such but posted too soon?

firecracker69 · 28/08/2020 12:36

....... said who do you think you are (do you think you are)
I said who
Some kind of superstar

You have got to

Swing it shake it move it make it
Who do you think you are
Trust it use it prove it groove it
Show me how good you are
Swing it shake it move it make it
Who do you think you are
Trust it use it prove it groove it
Show how good you are

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 28/08/2020 18:22

just can't help believing when she smiles up soft and gentle
With a trace of misty morning and a promise of tomorrow in her eyes
And I just can't help believing when she's lying close beside me
And my heart beats with the rhythm of her sighs.

NomDePrune · 28/08/2020 20:02

t’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it!

BamboozledandBefuddled · 28/08/2020 20:07

do like to be beside the seaside!

Gemma2019 · 28/08/2020 20:14

don't want to rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 28/08/2020 20:23

'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade

firecracker69 · 28/08/2020 21:07

...... don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do
So, just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you

I'm young and I love to be young
I'm free and I love to be free
To live my life the way that I want
To say and do whatever I please

hotsouple · 28/08/2020 21:26

...... fucking hate this kind of thread?

TheBabyAteMyBrain · 28/08/2020 22:09

Just lost the game

Gemma2019 · 28/08/2020 22:19

got five on it
Grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got five on it
Messin' wit that Indo' weed
I got five on it
It's got me stuck and knocked on back
I got five on it
Partna, let's go half on a sack

elephantoverthehill · 28/08/2020 22:32

'nsy winsy spider

mintyroller · 29/08/2020 17:28

'm comin up so you better get this party started

firecracker69 · 29/08/2020 20:59

.. I don't want no seven stone weakling
Or a boy who thinks he's a girl
I'm after a hunk of a guy
An experienced man of the world
There ain't no way that I'll make do
With anything less than I'm used to
If I have a man tonight
He's gotta be right, right, right

Neveranynamesleft · 29/08/2020 21:05

've got a laaavverly bunch of coconuts !!

blagaaw99 · 29/08/2020 21:25

I Forgot what I was going to write next

flummingbird · 29/08/2020 21:36

Do like to be beside the sea siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

TimeForLunch · 29/08/2020 21:42

...wonder if the OP will be back?

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