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howwilliever · 21/08/2020 13:25

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WhiteVixen · 21/08/2020 16:21

‘ve got a lurverly bunch of coconuts

Pelleas · 21/08/2020 16:21

... don't know why I love you, but I dooooooooo ...

Caaarrrl · 21/08/2020 16:25

... Want to break free? That would fit in relationships board.

IndieTara · 21/08/2020 16:27

@SoulofanAggron I'm not sure it's worthy of its own thread!

daisychain1620 · 21/08/2020 16:27

... forgot what I was gonna say

geordiema77 · 21/08/2020 16:43

'm every woman
It's all in me

UnfinishedSymphon · 21/08/2020 17:01

Karumba

firecracker69 · 21/08/2020 17:05

....... bet that you'd look good on the dance floor

iklboo · 21/08/2020 17:43

Love to love but my baby just wants to dance.

SoulofanAggron · 21/08/2020 18:06

@Craftycorvid Ohh, I love that song.

@IndieTara I'm interested. Smile

JaJaDingDong · 21/08/2020 18:33

ncognito

LostConfusion · 21/08/2020 21:32

'm laughing at all the responses, you lot are funny Grin

mintyroller · 21/08/2020 21:37

Vont a Viscount

NeverHadANickname · 21/08/2020 21:50

Am very impressed there hasn't been any repeats, you lot are impressive!

MondeoFan · 21/08/2020 21:56

I'm still standing......yeah yeah yeah

JaneJeffer · 21/08/2020 22:56

do, I do, I do, I do, I do

Sh05 · 21/08/2020 23:06

thought I saw a puddy cat.. I did I did! I did saw a puddy cat!

DoWahDiddy · 21/08/2020 23:10

...'ve got piles, an awkward fish odour downstairs and my fanny resembles a cold toasted cheese sandwich, yet you still want to perform cunnilingus? Enjoy!

LonginesPrime · 21/08/2020 23:18

...wanna dance with somebody

Gazelda · 21/08/2020 23:18

... of the tiger

(DH is watching a Sly film at the moment. It may or may not be one of the Rocky ones).

Fightingback16 · 21/08/2020 23:24

‘ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

Fightingback16 · 21/08/2020 23:24

Damn it, beaten to it!

premiumshoes · 21/08/2020 23:25

..iiiiiiiii should've know better 🎶

YouUnlockedTheGateAnd · 21/08/2020 23:31

Should coco

togetsomeperspective · 21/08/2020 23:32

... said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take?
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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