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howwilliever · 21/08/2020 13:25

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firecracker69 · 03/09/2020 19:44

.... think it's well and truly over

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firecracker69 · 31/08/2020 13:09

.... t ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it
It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it
It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it
And that's what gets results

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rosegoldwatcher · 30/08/2020 13:01

... met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like
Coca Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

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WalkingInTheAir13 · 30/08/2020 10:26

left my heart in a Cornish pasty

(makes a change from San Francisco)

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WalkingInTheAir13 · 30/08/2020 00:36

've got a brand new pair of roller skates

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TimeForLunch · 29/08/2020 21:42

...wonder if the OP will be back?

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flummingbird · 29/08/2020 21:36

Do like to be beside the sea siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

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blagaaw99 · 29/08/2020 21:25

I Forgot what I was going to write next

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Neveranynamesleft · 29/08/2020 21:05

've got a laaavverly bunch of coconuts !!

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firecracker69 · 29/08/2020 20:59

.. I don't want no seven stone weakling
Or a boy who thinks he's a girl
I'm after a hunk of a guy
An experienced man of the world
There ain't no way that I'll make do
With anything less than I'm used to
If I have a man tonight
He's gotta be right, right, right

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mintyroller · 29/08/2020 17:28

'm comin up so you better get this party started

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elephantoverthehill · 28/08/2020 22:32

'nsy winsy spider

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Gemma2019 · 28/08/2020 22:19

got five on it
Grab your 40, let's get keyed
I got five on it
Messin' wit that Indo' weed
I got five on it
It's got me stuck and knocked on back
I got five on it
Partna, let's go half on a sack

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TheBabyAteMyBrain · 28/08/2020 22:09

Just lost the game

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hotsouple · 28/08/2020 21:26

...... fucking hate this kind of thread?

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firecracker69 · 28/08/2020 21:07

...... don't tell you what to say
I don't tell you what to do
So, just let me be myself
That's all I ask of you

I'm young and I love to be young
I'm free and I love to be free
To live my life the way that I want
To say and do whatever I please

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Tomatoesneedtoripen · 28/08/2020 20:23

'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade

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Gemma2019 · 28/08/2020 20:14

don't want to rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ?
'Cause you're keepin' me up all night

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BamboozledandBefuddled · 28/08/2020 20:07

do like to be beside the seaside!

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NomDePrune · 28/08/2020 20:02

t’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it!

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Tomatoesneedtoripen · 28/08/2020 18:22

just can't help believing when she smiles up soft and gentle
With a trace of misty morning and a promise of tomorrow in her eyes
And I just can't help believing when she's lying close beside me
And my heart beats with the rhythm of her sighs.

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firecracker69 · 28/08/2020 12:36

....... said who do you think you are (do you think you are)
I said who
Some kind of superstar

You have got to

Swing it shake it move it make it
Who do you think you are
Trust it use it prove it groove it
Show me how good you are
Swing it shake it move it make it
Who do you think you are
Trust it use it prove it groove it
Show how good you are

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rosegoldwatcher · 28/08/2020 12:14

.. wish that the OP @howwilliever would return to this thread and explain why they posted on the Relationships board.
(Did they, perhaps, mean to type, "I am having trouble with my MIL," or some such but posted too soon?

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KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:48

'm with you @FusionChefGeoff, this should go in classics.

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KooKooKachu · 28/08/2020 10:47

can't help falling in love with you.

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