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howwilliever · 21/08/2020 13:25

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BobbinThreadbare123 · 26/08/2020 17:40

...hate the rain and sunny weather
And I, I hate the beach and mountains too
(And) I don't like a thing about the city, no, no
And I, I, I, hate the countryside too!

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 17:42

.. knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

(Shakespeare: Hamlet about Yorick)

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 17:46

.. 'm late, I’m late! For a very important date! No time to say ‘hello, goodbye,’ I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!

(The white rabbit: Alice in Wonderland)

coffeerice · 26/08/2020 18:04

.....started a joke which started the whole world crying
But I didn't see that the joke was on me oh no
I started to cry which started the whole world laughing
Oh If I'd only seen that the joke was on me

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 18:05

.. saw a mouse!
(Where?)
There on the stair!
(Where on the stair?)
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah! 🎶

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 18:40

.. love Paris in the springtime.
I love Paris in the fall.
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles,
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles.
I love Paris every moment,
Every moment of the year.
I love Paris, why, oh why do I love Paris?
Because my love is near. 🎶
(Cole Porter)

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 20:17

, [name], swear by Almighty God that, on becoming a British citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, Her Heirs and Successors according to law." Pledge: "I will give my loyalty to the United Kingdom and respect its rights and freedoms.

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 20:21

.. pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

MotherOfGremlins · 26/08/2020 20:31

Cancel the cheque.

Happynow001 · 26/08/2020 20:41

...got over-excited! Mea culpa! 😃

firecracker69 · 26/08/2020 20:47

... could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

firecracker69 · 27/08/2020 10:09

......'m in the mood for dancing, romancing,
Oooh I'm giving it all tonight,
I'm in the mood for chancing,
I feel like dancing,
Oooh so come on and hold me tight.

PickwickThePlockingDodo · 27/08/2020 11:01

...think we're getting quite a bit of repetition here now, tut tut.
Must try harder.......Wink

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 27/08/2020 14:55

‘d rather go blind

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 27/08/2020 14:58

need your love so bad

(‘m having a Fleetwood Mac moment)

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 27/08/2020 15:01

am but mad north-north West
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 27/08/2020 15:02

Wish I could fly
Right up to the sky but I can't

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 27/08/2020 15:02

ronic, don’t you think?

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 27/08/2020 15:03

(You can)

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 27/08/2020 15:04

s it raining? I hadn’t noticed

Tomatoesneedtoripen · 27/08/2020 21:06

love the sound of breaking glass
Especially when I'm lonely
I need the noises of destruction
When there's nothing new

FusionChefGeoff · 27/08/2020 21:12

.... think this has to go in classics

firecracker69 · 27/08/2020 21:25

..... troll downtown the red light place
Jump up bubble up, what's in store
Love is the drug and I need to score
Showing out, showing out, hit and run
Boy meets girl where the beat goes on
Stitched up tight, can't shake free
Love is the drug, got a hook on me

ThanksMateThanksMate · 27/08/2020 21:45

..was not looking for Linda

Linda found me.

firecracker69 · 27/08/2020 22:41

..... I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
should have known better,
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
should have known better.

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