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Spook's wonderful new life

256 replies

anorak · 03/10/2004 10:20

Time for a change of title, I think. You have stopped moving away from sadness and are now moving towards happiness and a new life, spook!

More ups than downs now . What's the latest?

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moomina · 20/10/2004 20:43

I second the coming to Surrey bit

spook · 20/10/2004 21:04

Thanks Moominmama & Sykes.Looks like Surrey it is then!!

spook · 21/10/2004 09:34

God I am in a foul temper this morning.The gales woke me up at 5.20 so I got up.Bad move. I now have a face like a welders mitten.
I am fucking furious with my twat of an ex. No particular reason just growing to DESPISE him. Last night I was in a complete panic coz I couldn't find the boys passports and I didn't even get a fucking response from him!!±! And on Sunday I had some really good news. I was so excited I let him know and I just got a "congratulations" text.No explanation mark no questions about it (it's a job) no nothing. He is so fucking TRANSPARENT!! When he's with his stupid bitch of a bimbo nothing else matters. Even the fact that his children may miss their holiday coz he was the last person to have their passports.
Oh I am so cross cross cross. I am going to send him an e-mail right now telling him what I think of him. TWAT.
Phew-feel much better for that rant. Now I will go and eat my family sized bar of fruit and nut

MummyToSteven · 21/10/2004 09:36

spook - don't e-mail him - resist the urge - he doesn't deserve your attention - rant away about him on here all you like

spook · 21/10/2004 09:45

Whoops MTS!! I just wrote it and was going to sit on it for a while,probably to be talked out of it by you guys...but I pressed send instead of save Shit!! Thats the first time I've ever done that.

spook · 21/10/2004 12:02

Still storming around the house MNetters. Someone make me laugh...please??

sobernow · 21/10/2004 12:18

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spook · 21/10/2004 12:21

THANKYOU!! It worked. How selfish of you to expect to sleep when you had a perfectly good one last week.

JuniperDewdrop · 21/10/2004 12:23

I like this joke but it could just be me lol

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".

"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man.
The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows how to use a computer".

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"

To which the shop owner replies, "to be honest I have never seen it do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

JuniperDewdrop · 21/10/2004 12:23

{grin] sobernow

spook · 21/10/2004 12:26

Thanks Juniper!! I love it-will try to remember it to recount to friends but have absolutely no doubt that I'll get as far as the second parrot and blow it.

sobernow · 21/10/2004 12:31

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spook · 21/10/2004 12:40

YES! That one is very appropriate!Although I would hesitate before actually calling her a "singer" as such.

JuniperDewdrop · 21/10/2004 12:41

spook. Is that group still on the go? I've not heard anything?

JuniperDewdrop · 21/10/2004 12:44

WHY MEN PREFER DATING BIMBO'S

  1. Much easier to prove that you're superior.

  2. Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own.

  3. Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude wrestling to go see "Phantom of the Opera."

  4. More impressed by the thickness of your wallet--even though it's stuffed with condoms instead of money.

  5. Will let you send intimate pictures of them to Beaver Hunt.

  6. They won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of 'the guys.'

  7. They actually believe you when you say, "I love you for your mind and personality, now please finish putting on that French maid outfit."

  8. Don't understand computers well enough to access your files and read what you've been saying about them.

  9. Their ability to comprehend spatial relationships is so poor that they really do believe your definition of eight inches.

  10. They will put up with you.

spook · 21/10/2004 12:44

Omigod Juniper. They so are. They do shit little tours of shit little clubs going on stage at midnight. The single went in at no.49and the album didn't even reach the top 75. Isn't it funny that DH would NEVER be working with such a pile of shite were he not shagging one of them!!!
Get this right-some crappy little local radio station is doing a bride of the year comp and one of the prizes is a private show by the Sirens for the Stag night!!! God-how I laughed

JuniperDewdrop · 21/10/2004 12:45

Has anyone entered??

spook · 21/10/2004 12:47

Out of the 3 listeners to the station, 1 is 87,1 is gay and 1 is a dog so I doubt it.

JuniperDewdrop · 21/10/2004 12:48

Roflmao

Twinkie · 21/10/2004 12:50

Spook - just look the sirens up - never heard of them - I presume DH is the man fronm the record company who says he 'loves his family' on his blurb - maybe you could get them to take this off and put has left his family in favour of shagging one of the sad little untalented tarts that he manages??

spook · 21/10/2004 12:59

Yes Twinkie that's him. And you see Katsuit Kats ideal man in the blurb....that's him too! I think I may e-mail him again and put your rather splendid suggestion to him. Right now infact.

Twinkie · 21/10/2004 13:01

OOohhhh no will have to go and have a look at her ideal man - can they have questions about the group thing added so we can ask if her ideal man has to be married and have children and if his love for his family includes destroying them??

spook · 21/10/2004 13:05

No but I'm sure if you phoned his office Twinkie he could answer that one for you. God I hate him today!

Twinkie · 21/10/2004 13:11

Lets get someone onhere who is a journo to ring up and say they are doing an expose and want to know if the rumours are true and he is shagging one of the band?? - do you reckon that would put the wind up him??

I hate men too at the moment - am getting frustrated that X2b thinks anything I do is his business - plus DPs salry and house etc and now he is texting me asking when he can see DD at the weekend - he is supposed o thave her from Sunday evening but I can't be arsed to reply and am just leaving it hoping to piss him off as much as he does me!!

And DP is at golf with his friend who he always gets pissed with and I know I am going to have to scrape hi up from the floor tonguht and hope that this baby has no intentions of coming till he is once again the nice sober loving DP I have come to love and know!!

You know Spook - a year ago I was suicidal - and now thigsd aren;t that bad - I know it seems lijke your life is over honey but believe me things do get better and you eventually look back and realise that you have had a lucky escape from a self centred tosser!

spook · 21/10/2004 13:16

I know I have darling! You just ignore your fuckwit of an ex, put your swollen ankles up and smile affectionately when DP falls through the door. You are a superwoman.
I LOVE the phoning the office idea. I have her moby too. Would love to do it to both of them....oh WHO can we get to do it????????????????????????? I need one of those telephone voice disguisers. OR-could phone up other girl in band.EVEN BETTER. The rest of the band don't even know it's still going on. I don't even think they know he's left us. OMIGOD. Now I won't be able to stop thinking about this brilliant idea.