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fedupdotcomlo · 16/02/2020 20:02

Been together a couple months, only had sex recently. He has a small penis. I've slept with quite a few men over the years and none have been as small as this one. I really like him, we just click, he's so kind thoughtful literally everything I want in a man. I do fancy him, I do want to have sex with him but it's difficult, I can't feel it when it's in!! He seems to enjoy it but I don't. He's good with everything else, can please me in other ways but sometimes I just like a good seeing to if you know what I mean. Anyone had a relationship with a man like it?! Did you find ways to make it enjoyable?! How?! It's not a deal breaker for me, but I just love sex so this is a bit disappointing. I'd never tell him, he seems oblivious to it, so not sure if other women he's been with found it an issue!

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UYScuti · 18/02/2020 11:25

Do pelvic floor exercises several times a day until gripping is easy
Thanks prawn that's very useful advice if your only option is Mr Thimbelina, even so give me a big ole swinging dick any day where I can just enjoy it and not have to go to all that effort, I mean maybe if I was an escort it might be worth my while learning all those techniques so as to maximize the financial profits?
🌽🥕🍆🥒🥔🍄(Apparently Jeffrey epstein's penis resembled a mushroom)

EuroMillionsWinner · 18/02/2020 11:35

Exactly, UY. If I want exercise I'll go to Zumba class.

Northernparent68 · 18/02/2020 11:47

Interesting posters are annoyed about what mansperspective said but find small dick jokes hilarious

Tommy86 · 18/02/2020 11:47

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UYScuti · 18/02/2020 11:53

I'm not quite sure what your point is Tommy86🙂 could you elucidate for us please?

squishedgrapes · 18/02/2020 11:54

@Tommy86 That is called cheating, not choosing Hmm

Tommy86 · 18/02/2020 11:57

Just seems to be a lot of hypocrisy here.

Am I a bastard for cheating on someone because I had to the chance to with a hotter girl? No. No laws were broken and its my choice.

Would my partner be with me if I had a 4 inch dick but was otherwise the same? No. Her choice.

Life is a bit cruel and there will inevetibaly be winners and losers. So please don't judge anyone man or woman for acting on their desires.

UYScuti · 18/02/2020 11:59

Are you saying that everyone should be able to act on their desires Tommy?

Tommy86 · 18/02/2020 12:02

Yeah if they want. There are no rules in all of this.

Wife gets fat and I go looking elsewhere. Shallow but so what. She wouldn't be with me if I was ugly or had a mushroom dick.

We've gone past the legal system interfering in peoples relationships and moral judgements.

Lovemusic33 · 18/02/2020 12:13

Tommy you sound like a right catch, I hope you don’t get erectile disfunction as you grow old, your wife will be in her right to go look elsewhere 🤔.

We all have a choice who we date, marry, sleep with but when your commit to someone and things change (they gain weight, have issues in the bedroom) then I don't think that warrants cheating?

Dicks come in all different sizes as do vagina’s, it’s not a “one size fits all”, I don’t mind a smaller dick because I’m quite small, but I wouldn’t be able to handle a big dick like Tommy 😂

UYScuti · 18/02/2020 12:14

So you prefer to live in a society where there is no moral code that people abide by, you're happy for anyone to cheat on you screw you over do anything they can to get an advantage for themselves as long as they don't actually break the law, like a dog eat dog world, is that the kind of society you want to live in?

UYScuti · 18/02/2020 12:15

Do you feel triggered Tommy by discussions about penises, by women sharing their opinions and preferences on the subject of men's sexual organs?

Tommy86 · 18/02/2020 12:18

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Tommy86 · 18/02/2020 12:20

@UYScuti Sadly that is the world we live in whether i prefer it or not. By all means have a laugh at some people but some day it will be at your expense. I know from experience.

Mermaidwaves · 18/02/2020 12:21

Someone seems a little touchy! Grin I think this thread has hit a nerve! Wink

UYScuti · 18/02/2020 12:24

What about when men discuss and criticise women's bodies?
For the record I feel genuine sympathy for men who have very small penises, but for me as with many other women an adequately sized penis is a necessary but not sufficient condition for satisfying sex and if sex isn't satisfying why would we bother to do it?

NoMoreDickheads · 18/02/2020 12:28

There must be some kind of strap-on device which would pleasure the man at the same time as the woman?

@UYScuti Yes, I mentioned upthread- a vibrating hollow strap on so the bloke gets the vibrations on his cock.

the comment about asking him to wear a strap on me and hubby laughing our heads off this morning

@Smilebehappy123 Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it. Smile I suppose most men don't like the idea though, they're too in denial.

olivehater · 18/02/2020 12:35

Tommy there is a difference between walking away from someone it doesn’t work with before it gets too serious and cheating on a wife you have made a commitment too. You must realise that.

Everyone ages, most people put on a bit of weight as they age. It is allowed. You can’t expect your wife to stay the same forever.

olivehater · 18/02/2020 12:38

Oh and yes women in general are far less judgey on men’s appearance than men are. It’s why when my son gets himself yet another scar on his beautiful face code he is totally accident prone I am not happy but I don’t worry too much, he will still be gorgeous, but I panick at thought of it happening to my daughter.

UYScuti · 18/02/2020 12:43

The vibrating hollow strap-on sounds like a good option, or shall I just hold out for the full Monty, a sex doll that can actually fuck like the best lover you ever had, imagine that 😍

Agoodseeingtoo · 18/02/2020 12:52

It would be a dealbreaker for me.The idea of a little one fills me with dread.

I like a nice big one that fills me up.
Which im lucky enough as dp has a good sized one.And sometimes as my username suggests thats all you need.Foreplay and oral are not teh same as having a good shag,

JacquesHammer · 18/02/2020 12:56

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Bluemeadows · 18/02/2020 12:59

Remember your vagina is NOT a charity. If you don't feel like you want sex with this man, regardless of your reasons, you don't have to.

managedmis · 18/02/2020 13:03

Fochit

This thread is horrid

^

Anyone see the irony, username vs comment?

managedmis · 18/02/2020 13:04

Quite, Jacques

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