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fedupdotcomlo · 16/02/2020 20:02

Been together a couple months, only had sex recently. He has a small penis. I've slept with quite a few men over the years and none have been as small as this one. I really like him, we just click, he's so kind thoughtful literally everything I want in a man. I do fancy him, I do want to have sex with him but it's difficult, I can't feel it when it's in!! He seems to enjoy it but I don't. He's good with everything else, can please me in other ways but sometimes I just like a good seeing to if you know what I mean. Anyone had a relationship with a man like it?! Did you find ways to make it enjoyable?! How?! It's not a deal breaker for me, but I just love sex so this is a bit disappointing. I'd never tell him, he seems oblivious to it, so not sure if other women he's been with found it an issue!

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QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:20

Are you non-UK @RogueV 😂🤞🏼

Just had to google a walnut whip

And breached the flaps, sorry but 🤭😂

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:24

I actually googled images as wanted to know how micro was micro

Pics or it didn't happen 😂

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:26

I’ve just measured DH (genuinely)

Did he know? Did he ask why? 😳

itwasalovelydreamwhileitlasted · 17/02/2020 19:34

It's not the size of the waves it's the motion of the ocean..... but you wouldn't put to see in a dinghy...
And also depends on if the Captain stays in the port long enough for all the passengers to get off

🌊 🤣🌊

DragonMamma · 17/02/2020 19:34

QueenOfOversharing

Yes! He even got the small tape measure we received in a Christmas cracker to assist with the measuring.

He knows that I love MN so was happy to oblige...

itwasalovelydreamwhileitlasted · 17/02/2020 19:34

*sea

Windmillwhirl · 17/02/2020 19:41

Pics or it didn't happen 😂

Oh, it happened. Grin

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:43

@DragonMamma 😂 thank him for his service.

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:43

@Windmillwhirl you know I have to do it too now, don't you? 😱

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:47

I have seen a walnut whip! My eyes!!

RogueV · 17/02/2020 19:47

QueenOfOversharing

Yes from the UK, genuinely didn’t know what a walnut whip was!

I’m off to google some micro penises...

RogueV · 17/02/2020 19:48

Oh shit me.

Ladies DO NOT GOOGLE.

I see where the button mushroom reference has come from 🙈

SimonJT · 17/02/2020 19:49

If you’re going to google something like that at least use incognito mode!

RogueV · 17/02/2020 19:51

I actually feel a bit sad for the blokes that do have a micro penis. Some of the penises I’ve seen do actually look like enlarge clitorises.

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:55

@RogueV really??? I used to love walnut whips. Not so much anymore!!

Do. Not. Google!! 😂

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 19:56

But some of the men are showing their face & everything. You'd never get me showing my minge with my face in the pic!

Tommy86 · 17/02/2020 19:56

Funny thread although I do feel for these guys who get judged so harshly for basic genetics.

Moreso when i remember the recent BMI thread here where its safe to say the vast majority of users are quite overweight here. At least you can lose some weight what can a guy do?

polkadotpixie · 17/02/2020 19:58

@lots33 I worry about this too for my DS

He was born with hypospadias and boys who have it tend to be on the smaller side in that department. He's had his surgery now which has helped somewhat but I still worry

He's also quite a small boy in general (9th percentile) and his Dad's penis is probably only around 5" so I'm worried for him that he'll be mocked by other boys and future sexual partners

I guess all we can do is try to raise them to be good men and hope they're not treated badly because of it

DragonMamma · 17/02/2020 20:05

QueenOfOversharing he doesn’t mind at all.

I had to get him to full mast somehow Wink

fedupdotcomlo · 17/02/2020 20:15

Just googled micro penis and I'm not so concerned with my new mans penis now 😳😂😂

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AstonMartini · 17/02/2020 20:20

Just thought I would mention that I had a v satisfying shag this afternoon with the owner of the moderately sized appendage (legs round his neck type). I'm glad that someone upthread reminded me about this. Grin

BigSandyBalls2015 · 17/02/2020 20:22

Blimey I’ve just had a google too ... surely it’s not possible to have sex at all!

QueenOfOversharing · 17/02/2020 20:25

@DragonMamma 😂😂😂

simone1863 · 17/02/2020 20:29

Am I the only one that reads micropenis like metropolis? Grin

simone1863 · 17/02/2020 20:37

Great thread through.

Been absolutely pissing my slacks throughout Grin

Poor bastards that are stuck with one though Blush

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