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V. embarrassing.... Blow jobs - proper technique? MNers, please help

136 replies

dontknowhowto · 23/07/2007 02:17

Am so to be posting this and I did look in the archives...

So, have obvioulsy done it before, but I want to know how to do it well - got a new man who is fab at seeing to me and I want to return the favour.

So, do I just lick and suck for a while or is there more to it? Don't need to know about etiquette, just technique.

I know it's late but someone, please help!

OP posts:
mytwopenceworth · 23/07/2007 07:57

www.sexual-health-resource.org/oral_sex.htm click on this link for advice. CAUTION. Link is to proper advice site not to dodgy site, but still contains written material for adult eyes only.

hockeypuck · 23/07/2007 08:04
CantSleepWontSleep · 23/07/2007 08:21

lol - I read this and immediately thought of expat too!

DangerousBeans · 23/07/2007 08:27

Yup, definitely requires one of expat's master classes!

swalesie · 23/07/2007 08:51

Think most guys are just happy to be getting there dick sucked so i wouldnt worry too much, ask him what you can do to make it better for him, everyone is individual. Play with his balls or suck them, some also like a finger in there ass at the same time. Is it a bit too early for this sort of talk? Sorry to put you off your breakfast ladys!

Scampynoodle · 23/07/2007 12:23

Hope this isn't stating the obvious but make sure that he can see what you are doing. In my, ahem, experience, men love all that visual stuff - being able to watch if you are kneeling in front of them, for example.

Saying that, I also find that, for extra friskiness, blindfolding him before unleashing a few new tricks works wonders. Go carefully though. You don't want to try anything that's going to leave him clinging to the ceiling. And try using different senstions too - put an ice cube in your mouth before going in, or make things fizzy with a gobful of chilled, sparkling wine.

The Durex range of lubricants are good too. The 'tingle' one is best if it's going anywhere near your tastebuds. It makes every nerve ending come alive and tastes minty too. Even better he can use it on you while it's his turn to head south.

Finally, asking what he wants from a blow job is a good idea. That way you know he's getting what he wants and he'll think you're fab for liking him enough to care. Result!

Blimey, I never thought I'd be answering a post like this on a Monday morning. Or that I'd have so much advice to spout. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

Happy chomping!

Sx

Roskva · 23/07/2007 12:31
mytwopenceworth · 23/07/2007 12:44

sounds like there's some who've already had theirs! [prude]

BonyM · 23/07/2007 12:46

Don't ask me. I'm married .

HappyDaddy · 23/07/2007 12:50

I don't give blowjobs!!

PeterDuck · 23/07/2007 12:59

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bananabump · 23/07/2007 13:00

A mouthful of hot (not scalding) coffee warms the mouth up beforehand, take sips imbetween. Don't scald his knob though, they don't take kindly to that for some reason. Main tips: Keep everything nice and wet, use your hands too, experiment and don't get too repetitive, and enjoy it for you. If you really don't have a clue, let him show you what he wants on your finger as you work on him.

Surprised no-one's been along to say how shocked and apalled they are about this threads existence yet. But they may be furiously creating spinoff spoof BJ threads as I type...

lilymolly · 23/07/2007 13:18

mouthwash

meandmy · 23/07/2007 13:22

lol dont think dp would allow me to take my coffee up to bed with me!

meandmy · 23/07/2007 13:23

toothpaste
icecream sauce of your choice

bananabump · 23/07/2007 13:26

He would if he knew what he was in for.

You can experiment with loads of things though: mints, sherbert, honey (messy though) sparkling wine... and raw chilli for when you find texts off other women on his phone.

Kidding! Kidding, ffs...

BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 23/07/2007 13:26

Now I am really worried.................. 16 posts and no sign of Expat. Where is Expat ??

Roskva · 23/07/2007 13:39

blimey, this is educational

howrudeforamondaylunchtime · 23/07/2007 13:43

Right, I've changed my name for this one, as I've got friends in RL who know who I am on here!!

Agree with what's been said, especially re plenty of variation in technique, but would also recommend trying different positions.

Kneeling over bloke while he's lying down means you're in control, which you might feel more comfortable with. Also, if you kneel or lie at a sort of right angle to him, it means he can reach to have his hand on your bits at the same time.

If you're happy to let go a bit more, then kneel in front of him while he's standing up - that way he can hold your head and push himself deeper into your mouth. Or, one thing my dh really likes, is to have him on top - like in a missionary position, except that he's f'ing your mouth instead of the normal entrance. And if the whole idea of BJs turns you on as well has him, then doing it in front of a mirror is really fab.

Then of course there's the whole question of what to do at the 'moment of truth' (unless you're just doing it as a prelude to sex). Swallowing or not is just a matter of personal taste, but another option that's likely to really turn him on is if you let him c** over your face or breasts.

Phew, getting warm in here. Is it a bit obvious that I really like giving BJs ?

Pan · 23/07/2007 13:46

So I wasn't the only who saw BJ and thought of expat!!

And yes, we're just grateful for anything!!

sugar34plum · 23/07/2007 13:50

pmsl i loves mn!!

dontknowhowto · 23/07/2007 13:52

Oh, yippee, thanks so much for all your help. Will bear it in mind and will read the link when I am somewhere less pubic. From what you have all said, I think I have the right idea

When I wrote the OP, I did think of Expat and, like some of you, and am a bit concerned about her whereabouts...

OP posts:
BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 23/07/2007 13:53

spray at pubic.....
Fruedian or what...

FLIER · 23/07/2007 13:57

PMSL- somewhere less pubic

allgonebellyup · 23/07/2007 13:58

my dh would always refuse point blank to cum over my face as he said it was disrespectful..