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sooooo if you were performing a striptease for your partner what music would it be to ?

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cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 18:58

I have always wanted to perform a striptease and my partner's eyes lit up when I suggested it so a) any tips and b)what music ?

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DrNortherner · 16/06/2007 18:59

Doncha wish yer girlfriend was hot like me or lady marmalade

lazyemma · 16/06/2007 19:00

the birdie song

WanderingTrolley · 16/06/2007 19:00

I've Got A Luvverly Bunch Of Coconuts

choosyfloosy · 16/06/2007 19:01

Something he likes - my dh would probably go for Take That followed by Joni Mitchell but I have had at least one boyfriend who would have gone for Whole Lot of Rosie by ACDC. As long as he doesn't leap up for air guitar in the middle, I think they do appreciate the right music.

Father's day is it?? You're lovely

lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:01

you can leave your hat on by tom jones

willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:01

If you want to go down the dressing up road, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" would suit a schoolgirl look.

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:01

well all that made me do wanderingtrolley was pmpl

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:02

if loving you is wrong - faithless

PinkMartini · 16/06/2007 19:02

The music from Ocean's 11 when Julia Roberts comes down the stairs. I think it's called Tess by David HOlmes.

gibberish · 16/06/2007 19:03

It would be to the tune of an ambulance siren.. dh would die of shock if I EVER did anything like that.

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:04

lol gibberish

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:04

smooth by santana, for a more upbeat strip song

WanderingTrolley · 16/06/2007 19:05

Nellie the Elephant

(complete with trumpeting and other elephant noises)

RubyRioja · 16/06/2007 19:07

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willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:09

wanderingtrolley - am developing a very twisted idea of your sex life

Sparkler · 16/06/2007 19:09

I read this thread to DH and he suggested the Benny Hill Theme Tune.

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:10

PMPL

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cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:10

guess I had better go buy a feather boa and some long gloves hey

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gibberish · 16/06/2007 19:12

Lou, how many strip songs do you have - or need??

lol Making sure dh NEVER sees this thread.

willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:14

Or this outfit for "Toxic" by Britney Spears

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:14

plus I am concerned I may trip or fall over whilst performing the strip

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:14

lol they are just all good songs to do it to imo

Desiderata · 16/06/2007 19:14

Aw, choosy ... I was going to suggest Whole Lot of Rosie!

Well, how about the original stripper song?

Daaaaaa Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da
Da DA Da Da Da
Da (bump bump) DA DA (bump bump)

lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:15

dont forget you need high heels

Kathyis6incheshigh · 16/06/2007 19:15

What shall we do with a drunken sailor