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sooooo if you were performing a striptease for your partner what music would it be to ?

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cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 18:58

I have always wanted to perform a striptease and my partner's eyes lit up when I suggested it so a) any tips and b)what music ?

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cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:15

well done willywonka - I was thinking of the traditional, bra, panties, stockings and suspenders underneath a demure outfit as I want it to be a surprise maybe for his birthday

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:17

try and wear stuff that is easily removeable, you dont want to be faffing about

willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:18

Don't know how easily put on-able or removable these are but have always wondered

lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:19

haha!

i dont have any of those so cant comment

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:19

hey gold star for you willywonka

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willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:22

Surely someone on MN has tried them? Question is, did they manage to get each to spin in a different direction ? Knowing my luck, one would fly off just as they'd start spinning, hit dh in the eye and result in a trip to A&E (and probably taking half my nipple with it at the same time)

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:23

ROFL

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:23

i dont mind trying them out if you buy them for me

i dont think my boobs are big enough to do the spinny tassle thing tho

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:24

ok as we are talking about ann summers I am going to put this conversation further in the gutter - has anyone tried their new hands free vibrator yet ?

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:25

do you mean the cone?

willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:26

Sympathise Lou33 - could reasonably try with pg boobs but afterwards will probably only be able to tickle my knees

lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:27

LOL i really did chuckle loudly at that

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:27

no its only just been advertised on the site
it is sort of curved, with a little button on the end. The button end is obv meant for a certain button and the other end goes in your twinkle - sorry couldnt think what else to call it

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:28

goes off to look

lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:30

do you mean the rude boy?

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:30

funny thing is I got all excited when I saw it lol got my purse and went to buy it from our local shop ......... it is only online at present !

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cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:30

hold on let me look

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lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:30

sorry rock chick

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:31

no that is the male version
the rude chick

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cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:31

sorry the rock chick

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willywonka · 16/06/2007 19:32

Would be great if it broke into an enormous guitar solo at the moment of climax

cheltenhamgal · 16/06/2007 19:33

ROLF - well on that note I am off to watch britain has talent with my daughter lol

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nomdeplume · 16/06/2007 19:33

@ birdie song & coconuts

For me it would have to be Supersonic by Oasis.

lou33 · 16/06/2007 19:33

ahahahahaha, but what if you were trying to fake, because it wasnt working quickly enough and you were losing patience?

i havent tried the rc, i have the cone but tbh i think it is overrated

exbf liked it when i used it on him tho!

bumperlicious · 16/06/2007 19:34

Let me blow ya mind - Eve
Doncha - Pussy cat dolls

I perhaps wouldn't go for nipple tassels but what would be cool is a belly button jewel. As for what to wear, not sure, but it should definitely involve knee high boots!

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