sooooo if you were performing a striptease for your partner what music would it be to ?

[cheltenhamgal]

I have always wanted to perform a striptease and my partner's eyes lit up when I suggested it so a) any tips and b)what music ?

The rock chick loves different I must say. I'm intrigued.......

Have a rabbit and a pocket pleaser. Is the cone really crap Lou?

lou33 - am pmsl at the prospect of faking an orgasm when using a hands-free vibrator, who would be there to know??!!!

lick your lollipop (or whatever it is) 50 cent

ah maybe its me who uses their toys with a partner instead of alone then, thats what i was thinking of

i wish i had just bought a different rabbit tbh northerner

Hmm...looking at it I don't think it's the right shape to do any good. The button bit needs to curve round...

Anyway, I measure toys efficacy by how many batteries they take. Anything that takes a AAA or something that looks like a watch battery just ain't gonna do the business!

Oh sorry! Am all for using toys with partner but imagined that a hands-free model was designed to facilitate solo experience...

the rabbit was shit imo. Lot of fuss over nothing

i'd say a hands free model could leave your hands free to do other stuff to your partner at teh same time

Will add it to the Christmas list!

yup the only time i faked was when putting on a 'personal love' show for someone

i was quite serious about Whole Lot of Rosie

make sure you listen to the whole song first though in case there's a sudden polka insert or the singer starts saying 'Good Evening Scunthorpe' in the middle

Would any of you use this ?! Surely it's asking for trouble!

glass ones are supposed to be quite nice

Though surely risky...?!

i wouldnt have thought so, they are pretty sturdy looking

The glass ones are easier to chill (just a little bit)...

they're very sturdy don't worry. I'm getting one when I have the money.

Glass?

Would look nicer on the window sill...

Heat it up in a saucepan, check temperature on the back of your wrist...

Try explaining frostbite/burns to A&E!!!!

tlc - red light special

Have you seen the Love Bug 2? WITH REMOTE CONTROL!!

Imagine DP mistaking that for the telly remote!!

'Not for use in Cyprus'?

Thats the Holiday out then

bumpity bump

I was at a quiz the other week with a stuffy committee I happen to be a member of, they were all so brainy getting all te hard questions right. One of teh questiosn was:

Which company have manufactured a radio controlled toy that has been banned in Cyprus as it interferes with Aviation airways?

I KNEW THE ANSWER!!!! Now the others joke my specailised subject is sex toys!

LOL well at least it would have brought a smile to everyones faces

oh and thanks girlies for the suggestions but guess I wont be doing a strip now hes dumped me !