Shagged my boss

[LissyWine]

...Actually, my bosses boss . Last night we went for a "quick pint" which turned into an extremely drunken session and we ended up in bed. I'm so ashamed. I've fancied him for a while and he's a really nice guy but never thought for one minute anything would happen. Certainly not hopping into bed with him without a few dates first!! What do I do before I next see him, call him and just check everything's cool and that things won't be awkward?? Or just act like it never happened??

Do you prefer "made love" Lallypopstick?

I love the word shag/ged. It's very onomatopoeiac, and perfect for certain situations. It conveys fun and enthusiasm without emotional involvement

Funny thread

Good on ya girl!

I'm self employee, the closest I get is people telling me to go fuck myself.

If you enjoyed it and want to take it further text him saying you had a great time last night. That gives him the green light to ask you out again if he wants, otherwise keep quiet and you can both pretend nothing happened.

Definitely agree with Harmless - if you like him and you'd be interested in seeing where things go, you'll have to be the one to make that clear. He's in a position of power and so would be taking a massive risk to pursue anything. I'm hoping for a suitably Mills & Boon outcome to this

Sober shagging is something very different to drunken shagging. So I suspect it's more than a one night stand, but you never know, with some guys they just take what's offered as the ego boost and don't want the relationship.

In my company also you need to report relationships, not because they wish to kill the relationship but to avoid any risk of favouritism or even blackmail couples do not work together and one is moved. It's the same as wombs policy just I think it's in the phrasing, the reality is it benefits both the company and the employee when you seperwte them.

Plus it makes it very difficult for the colleague if everyone knows they are shagging the boss.

Lucky you... Just go with the flow. Ding ding round two. 😂

Op come back! I want to know how this story ends... or continues...

Has he messaged you yet?

He probably won't.

Great thread! Another here who slept with the boss and now happily married for 10 years.

Colleague with benefits is my new fav term

Sorry ladies! Been busy busy (not shagging unfortunately ). In a strange twist my ex has turned up back on the scene and is talking about giving things another go! We broke up purely because of situational circumstances, nothing personal at all and I definitely still have feelings for him. So it looks like I may have to put the boss thing on hold until I decide what to do (unless I can persuade them into an ex/boss threeway 😂 -JOKING for the more serious of posters ). Seriously though most of your comments have been lovely and this thread has been great fun! Lovely ladies xx

Your ex has impeccable timing.

I know! I'm sure exes are fitted with shagging sensors!!

I was right about the chick lit thing... just time now for the one on the periphery you never thought of 'like that' before to make their entrance.....

Ha!! 😂 Oh god I've never felt so Bridget Jones in my life

Yes your post is rather immature? An ego boost? Don't need it thanks mate, my bosses boss done that enough for me last night 😂 (Ok, I can never resist a little immaturity!)

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Onomatopoeiac?? [sic]

Do you need an explanation or are you complaining about my spelling?

Onomatopoeic refers to a word that imitates the sound it is describing, such as 'ping', 'whoosh' or 'miaow'. It doesn't make sense to describe shagging as onomatopoeic as it's not a sound.

Ffs Grand, talk about sucking the joy out of a situation. Nobody likes a smart arse.

wow OP, looks like you're up for a promotion. You go girl!

#sleptwiththebosstogetahead
#icantusemybrainjustmypussy

Only joking

You aren't there when she's shagging so how do you know whether the noises she makes are onamatopoeiac or not?

Well I may be wrong, but I'm guessing she doesn't lie there going, "crash, whizz, quack, cuckoo!"

Thanks for the English lesson