Liar liar bums on fire.

[Hesabawbag]

Thought I'd start a thread to pull tips on dealing with your gut instincts versus the crap that's spouted on discovering infidelity. So basically cues we get when we just know its bs.
Starting of with the same minimal repeated 5 word sentence that's. Never deviated from.

That's not texts notifications, it's just junk email.

I'm not raising my voice or talking in a nasty tone - that's your perception (because everyone knows you're mad anyway).

Chucks phone - My phone's broken so you can't look at it

She meant nothing to me

See I knew you would overreact!

What about that time that you...

Me: let's swap phones for the day then..

Him:

Your a psycho/paranoid/you have trust issues.
Shes a friend/ oh god not this again/ why do you always have to start?

She's so vunerable , I thought I could help - you are so strong

Thought of another winner
'she seduced me'

I was missing you when I was working away (lorry driver) I was lonely

I thought we were over, (even though we hadn't discussed this).

I got carried away........

My personal life is personal

She's a good friend

I can't love you anymore

(You're not posh, richor educated enough)

She's after me and I was trying to be nice to her/let her down gently. She won't take the hint and is stalking me...

She's/He's gay, anyway (from a straight person)

You're crazy

You've misinterpreted things

You're jealous

She makes me feel like a real man (in a way I clearly didn't....)

She says you're too controlling

Well if you hadn't been away (I was in hospital having a prolapse repair)

I didn't intend to hurt you

(Oh I was supposed to be ok with you fucking prostitutes was I?)

I was emotional attached

(Oh that's fine then)

It was 10 prostitutes during our marriage but only x 1 each

(Ah right, you were very restrained weren't you?)

It means nothing to be you're prettier and more intelligent

(I'm not feeling that intelligent at the moment as I've only just found out what you've been doing for a decade)

Please forgive me. I'll never do it again

(Hmmm really?)

I only did it because I was upset because you were ill (cancer!)
I don't fancy her, she's too much like you!
You're never happy with me having female friends (probably because he tried it on with most of them!)
She's a psycho!
She's a fat ugly chav and I only slept with her because I thought you were too good for me and she was all I deserved.

I'm not having an affair with her (Oct 2013)
Nothing is going on between us (Aug 2015)
We're just friends (September 2016)
He is marrying her in a couple of months!
I wish her luck!

'I've got to start dressing nicely otherwise people will think I'm not coping'!

Pull the other one!

blackcatlover

WTAF!!!!!!