Online Dating ... and this is a thread for while we are waiting! Dating thread 109

[loobyloo1234]

I know these threads have come in handy for many dipping their toes for the first time into OLD. So here we are again ... another 1000 posts down:

1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
2. Develop a thick skin.
3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
5. Trust your gut instinct.
6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
7. You are the prize-they should be trying to impress you.
8. If it's not fun, stop.
9. Loo update is mandatory.

10. No dating the thread. 11. Read Why Men Love Bitches (aka WMLB), and take from it what you will. 12. Don't serve up moose burgers on the first date (although this is still in debate right now) 13. Matthew Hussey also very useful. And very easy on the eye even if you don't find him any good. 14. IF THEY SAY THEY DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP, THEY DON'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP

No don't settle. Just don't. Keep going and don't just keep on with something rather than have nothing

I'm with Myuser - no settling!!

Oh Last, that sounds awful

Oooohhh you lot!

I miss half an hour, or half a day and so much happens!

Curly and myuser I don't think we're far from each other

myuser - so are we calling Mr Shy, Mr Big Nob now?
MrsFluff - loved the update. So will you be seeing Mr 31 again or was this a one off?
last - policeman is clearly a dick. Esp if he made you cry ... onwards and upwards hey?

Block the copper!

I don't want to call him Mr Big Knob hmm maybe he can be Mr Lovely for now....

I still haven't seen the Toyboys anything ... the longer it goes on, the more nervous I am though

I don't know what's happened to me

I was this was the actual face
TMI but it's not the length that was but the width
Really didn't see that coming hahahaha

I sound so shallow! It has never really bothered me before to be honest it's not something I generally worry about it was just a bit of a surprise haha

I now have two definite dates lined up, ignoring another potential as realised he probably doesn't have potential, and a venue but no actual day/time with a fourth. Fifth man I went on one date with is game playing to get attention, and I'm ignoring. Last boyfriend is texting and I think wants FWB option.

This isn't like me, but I like being in control

Haha I don't think it's shallow ... quantity always helps

Go on lilac - you're on fire! When are the two definite dates?

Lots of lovely activity on here! So exciting when people are having good dates. Gives me the push to carry on through the rubbish!

So I've deleted and blocked copper. I'd like to carry in swiping and move on but I'm really really busy the next month or so. Birthdays, holiday then Christmas. Is it fair to try and date? If I say from the beginning I'm busy they can take it or not yes?

So who knew nuru massage was a thing...

I had to google it but I think I would like it with the right person

Do I dare google that?

It seems like it's naked massage with oil where the masseuse rubs their naked body all over you

I know a guy on POF who can offer that service myuser, just say the word!

I would laugh so much I think. Does he have a special table? Find out

Ok, I googled it! Were you tempted by the lovely offered tess?

Looby, I probably will......but I need for my back to recover first I would also like to mention brag that Mr 31 was rather blessed in the trouser department, which was very much put to good use!!

Haha! I have really sore inner thighs is that normal?
I have a smear tomorrow and will mention the bleeding

I can barely move today - everything aches! I'm not complaining though.

He wants to see me again and I'm keen, but not sure how no strings it is now?

It's a hard one whether to have a chat about it. Him seeing you again does that involve going out and doing something or just coming round?

You know what we need - nuru massage

I did try to get up at one point last night and my hips had almost popped out of the joints and I fell over

Reading this and i'm jealous! I need to get a move on

I'm not sure, I think both are on offer - whichever I want. My teenager is usually here at night, so there isn't the chance of much alone time.

He says he's happy with no strings, but I'm not so sure he really is.

Apparently the whole 'erotic ritual' takes up to two hours. You'll be able to fry an egg on me after that. Sore thighs mean nothing compared to the acne and blocked pores!