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How long from the first date until...

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MARTIN1 · 15/08/2015 22:47

you would normally play nug-a-nug with your date?

I have been out on a second date last night and we are meeting up for dinner at hers on Tuesday. Judging by the nature of the rather raunchy and dare I say steaminess of some messages received both electronically and verbally from her. I have a certain feeling that she may be wanting me to grope for trout in a peculiar river come Tuesday night.

Usually I like to get to know women a lot more before I venture down that road. I have always felt I need a stronger emotional connection before engaging in the underpants Charleston. I like the girl very much but don't think this Tuesday will be right for me but I don't want her to think I'm preternatural if I demure were she to advance amorous affections toward her contemporaneous interlocutor.

Advice please?

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Smilingforth · 15/08/2015 22:50

Wow I'll be surprised if she gets a word in....some very long words!

Buster08 · 15/08/2015 22:53

I played nug-a-nug on our second date.

Hth

LineyRunner · 15/08/2015 22:54

Six months.

BackInTheRealWorld · 15/08/2015 22:55

Grope for a trout in a peculiar river?

I gagged. I actually gagged.

lavenderhoney · 15/08/2015 22:55

What? Do you talk that that to her? I'm surprised you managed to get across you wanted to meet on Tuesday tbh.

Underpants charleston? Are you for real?

honeysucklejasmine · 15/08/2015 22:55

Are you sure you're old enough to have sex?

loveyoutothemoon · 15/08/2015 22:57

She's gagging for it!

DarylDixonsLover · 15/08/2015 22:57

BackIn, me too.

Nug-a-nug? Trout? Charleston?

What?

cruikshank · 15/08/2015 22:58

I am shocked and appalled that anyone would consider playing hide the purple parsnip until after marriage. This woman sounds morally questionable, as do you.

SailorBobsGrog · 15/08/2015 23:01

Wtf?

And I say this as a salty sea goer…

sumoweeble · 15/08/2015 23:02

Demure underpants in a peculiar river are a sign that you should postpone nug a nug for at least 3 years.

Spannerface · 15/08/2015 23:04

I had to take my (now) wife on holiday before she lost our first game of hide the pickle

Ladygaggia · 15/08/2015 23:06

Oh god, that's good.
Do you text like that too?
Never heard those terms before...nug a nug?
My peculiar river has breached its banks

Original poster
MARTIN1 · 15/08/2015 23:09

Apologies for the rather archaic use of language. Whenever I find myself talking about 'verbing the adjective noun'. I tend to retreat in to a closed behavioural persona which manifests shyness, bashfulness and awkwardness.
Ask me anything about 1990's jungle music and that is when I tend to loosen up though.

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ToTheGups · 15/08/2015 23:11

Eh, come again?

I think I get the gist actually and for me it depends on the chemistry and what kind of relationship. I want with the bloke.

BackInTheRealWorld · 15/08/2015 23:21

Verbing the adjective noun?

Serious question, and it's absolutely fine either way, are you a virgin?

noisytoys · 15/08/2015 23:32

I'm in stitches this thread is so funny. And I have no idea what the last few lines of the OP says.

goddessofsmallthings · 15/08/2015 23:35

'verbing the adjective noun' Is that another term for bongo banging? < goes to consult urban dictionary >

NotReallyAPrincess · 15/08/2015 23:36

verbibg the adjective noun GrinGrinGrinGrin

Muddlewitch · 15/08/2015 23:47

How have you responded to the rather raunchy messages?

Aoifebell · 15/08/2015 23:47

SEX! For fuck sake just say SEX!

CatMilkMan · 15/08/2015 23:52

JESUS CHRIST. Did you google "really weird names for sex that make me sound like a womble"
Sex, fucking, shagging.
If she is In to you and you have spoken to her like this, do your best to marry her.

lavenderhoney · 15/08/2015 23:52

What? and this woman actually wants to sleep with you. Sleep being the operative word here. Is she an insomniac by any chance?

Stop your wordsmith diarrhoea and say what you mean in short, coherent sentences. It's ok, we've heard it all before. God help you at the doctors describing your ailments:)

Original poster
MARTIN1 · 15/08/2015 23:56

My age is closer to 40 than 30 and to answer your question BackIn some women have been known in the past to witness me pay a bill at sight.

The due relevance of my age and exact location of my prunus avium is of questionable utilty I believe, for others to furnish me with the information requested

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ThereIsIron · 15/08/2015 23:57

What the actual fuck are you wittering on about? Make sure you take the thesaurus out of your arse before nug-a-nug Confused