It seems that MrC is a laughing stock the subject of hilarity in wider legal circles than the Family Division where, egged on by the non-fragrant Pauline, he demonstrated his ability to make a complete arse of himself and was roundly trounced by the redoubtable WWK.
'Tis a great shame there's no video of the event but, should it come to pass that the much loved and admired MrsC is tried and convicted of the heinous crime of sending her husband (for they have not as yet been legally put asunder) a couple of texts he did not want to receive, Pineapple Productions will swing into action and it will no be more than karma their just desserts if MrC and the jolly widow find themselves "very publicly" denounced.
High noon for you, MrsC? Whatever transpires, due to MrC's reliance on his parmour's business acumen, you've walked away with far more than the fistful of dollars he hoped to palm you off with and in the worst case scenario we'll find a way to hang 'em high 