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Should I ask him up here?

494 replies

sourdrawers · 17/05/2015 12:06

Look I know it's Sunday and the sun is shining.. But pleease I need some encouragement . I posted my story on 'what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?' thread yesterday and feel it's time to look wider for help.

Cutting long story short - bloke I fancy lives in garden flat below me. Pretty sure he's single, another neighbour reckons so too. Me, hung washing out on my balcony (mostly undies), windy day, they all flew off and landed in his garden downstairs. I plucked up the nerve to go down there ask him if I could get them, he agreed very nicely offered to help. I refused it and sprinted through his place, to garden, picked, (I thought), all my washing up and was leaving hurriedly, managed to catch bra strap in door handle, they all fell on his floor and I banged head on his living room door. I gathered up all items again and ran home burning with embarrassment.

Day later, knock on door, I answered in old jogging bottoms, filthy old vest, and cat shit, litter tray shovel in my hand. It was him, with a pair of my huge, grey baggies in his hand. He gave them (lovely smile) to me, and made a witty remark. Told me his name and that he's a plumber etc.. I, through half-opened front door , snatched nix off him, in tears of embarrassment. He left saying if he found anymore he'd bring them back..

Anyhow couple of days on and I'm calm and looking incredibly gorgeous, his car is downstairs and I have leaking tap. Should I ask him up here???? If so, how?? WTF do I say??

OP posts:
GingerbreadBaubles · 22/05/2015 17:27

Has anyone noticed the OP is strangely quiet?

Penguinsaresmall · 22/05/2015 17:28

Come back and defend yourself op Grin

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 17:30

OMG he's the wanking plumber...he's writing from women's perspectives on all the weirdo stuff he fantasises about...or has done!

BlackeyedPetitsPois · 22/05/2015 17:37

Grin wanking plumber !

DoorToTheRiver · 22/05/2015 17:57

So is the OP a bloke with a knicker/plumber fetish playing out his own fantasies or a woman with a plumber fetish who's otherwise normal and makes up bollocks

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 18:02

Confused I'm feeling Confused

DoorToTheRiver · 22/05/2015 18:07

Not just me who's confused then Saga

Arrowminta · 22/05/2015 18:11

I very rarely look on mn but was reading this thread and thought the poster sounded familiar from years back. I remember aeroplane guy in the park. Dan Snow, beach house guy and various others.

Usually involves describing what she is wearing for a date and what underwear. Cannot believe he/she is still around, so funny.

ChopinLiszt · 22/05/2015 18:12

That's my thread! The workman masturbating one. But then I NC. I have another thread running which will explain why I didn't update.

BitOutOfPractice · 22/05/2015 18:36

Oh ok Chopin. Sorry to drag you into this. It just rang a bell with me

BitOutOfPractice · 22/05/2015 18:36

Yes, OP usually updates around 5pm...

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 18:38

Chopin Flowers

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 18:48

Has anyone gone back and read the thread now that it might not be genuine? It is seriously cringe. Grin

well-endowed....

Grin Grin

usualsuspect333 · 22/05/2015 18:54

It was always cringe.

Her updates and all the 'You go girl' posts

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 19:02

Actually that's true, usual.

BitOutOfPractice · 22/05/2015 19:05

Seriously, you weren't cringing from about page 2?

Christinayanglah · 22/05/2015 19:08

It's so cringey that you are all still on here talking about it

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 19:13

I was cringing from the OP. But I hadn't read the whole thing...just saw when everyone started to doubt this morning.

Christinayanglah · 22/05/2015 19:16

I believed it! Although did start to wonder about the over endowed and sitting astride him...just thought I had lived a sheltered life Grin

usualsuspect333 · 22/05/2015 19:17

I only read it because it was linked on another thread.

Christinayanglah · 22/05/2015 19:19

I think in need to go and watch Shirley Valentine...get a bit of romance in my life

HotelNipplyGort · 22/05/2015 19:21

Does anyone know of any woman in the universe who calls her pants 'nix'?

(it is I, Pips, by the way - not wishing to sockpuppet!)

SagaNorensLeatherTrousers · 22/05/2015 19:28

Pips did you get word back from MNHQ?

HotelNipplyGort · 22/05/2015 19:39

Oh yes I did. I'll PM you Smile

Summertimeplease · 22/05/2015 19:40

The op of this story is the same writer as the workman masturbating in her bedroom.

They share a distinctive style throughout eg use of dashes, brackets and three or four exclamation marks in a row. The last line of each op uses them!!!!

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