I have more (on a roll)
StepMIL: Stop lying. No-one has such an exciting life as you. Admit it, sometimes the only person you see all day is FIL. And the cat.
FIL: Ffs, get out more! Since you retired you only see StepMIL! She's too controlling! Your mates miss you and want to buy you a beer!
BIL: You are a sap for leaving your house to the gold digger. Ffs get a solicitor, get access to your DD and get her the fuck out!
DB: You rock. You are a survivor. Love you to the moon and back.
Neice: Stop bullying your brother.
Nephew: Kick arse against your sister, wuss.
DF: The cancer sucks. Stop complaining and life the rest of your days like its the last. By the way, it's only money and you can't take that with you.
Oldest friend: I hate your husband. Suspect the feeling is mutual.
DD: I am a very selfish woman, who shouts too much. Bu I only want what's best for you. Whatever our future I know I have a strong, resiliant, intelligent girl with so much love to share with the world. Lots of love x