Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

Oh Violet, that's another sad one.

Thanks for sharing, rockpink. I feel marginally less naughty now.

One of my oldest friends has no idea her Mum and Dad split up when she was nine and that that was the reason she moved house.

How can you not notice your parents have split up? Surely they stop living together?

No they never her Dad still lived with them.

Someone in work told me that.
I know it is true.

Gilbertblythe, it's just a regular sports massage but in my G-string. And when he massages my back, he takes my bra off. I don't know if he does this for all his clients........ ;-)

Doesntaddup from sounds of it you'd love it if his hand "slipped" under your g string

Deep breath.
I've been in an intense affair for two and a half years.

Congrats Mrscrankypants xx

I suppose a big secret I have is that last year without my partners knowledge I was trying to get pregnant. I wanted another baby no matter what and I didn't care he wanted one or not or if he buggared off. I was already a single mum so I knew the realities of being a single mum. Anyway fast forward last September I got my B.F.P only to suffer a chemical pregnancy. Ironically after all that d.p was estatic at the pregnancy and gutted when I suffered the c.p and it was his idea to try again. I wasn't sure. Now D.P wants this more than I do. I don't see the point in telling him about my deciect. It's all water under the bridge now and why rock the boat

Further to my above post, I noticed my boss look at my cleavage yesterday (I was wearing a wrap dress)......and I liked it.

Brilliant news Mrscrankypants.

An old friend of mine had a baby in secret and had it adopted. No one else knows, not even her family. She is now married with more children. I wonder what will happen is her adopted child tries to find her.

This is very funny thread. I read all the messages and cant stop my smile and imagination with each story.

I was going to namechange but cba, if anyone finds this out it's not a huge deal.

I came off my pill a few weeks ago, not to ttc but because it was making me feel really, really shit. I felt immediately better and have carried on doing so, both mentally and physically.

I was umming and ahhing about what to do for contraception, apart from a different POP there isn't any option suitable except naturally fertility monitoring. (I have a Persona for a while ago but not used it yet) I had a week long bleed, that was exactly like a period about 5-6 days after stopping the pill.

Anyway, typically we got carried away and dtd not last Thursday but the one before, no protection used (condoms are a nono) the next day I had (HUGE TMI SORRY) the egg white, fertile CM so I assumed I ovulated)

Now about 3 days ago I started getting headaches, nausea. Today I POAS I'm sure there was a very faint Bfp! I thought I'd go and get a digi test today at some point but I've since had some bleeding.

So that's it. I don't know what's going on and I don't know how I feel about it tbh.

My best friend is looking for an affair. It's crap under any circumstances but particularly as my H had an affair 2 years ago and she witnessed and supported me when I was falling apart. However - and this is gross hypocrisy - I don't entirely blame her. I'd leave if i were her but she thinks that she can't. My H is one of her H's closest friends although he has been pulling away from the friendship (for many of the same reasons my friend has).

I have also had a massage. From my neighbour. He is an after hours masseur. I got a freebie for my birthday present. I was naked only covered by two little towels.

There. I told someone.

NC, fella's "secret",on the subject of massages. Last massage I had (nothing lewd, shoulders neck and back at Centre Parcs!), I got a semi... Hands around the cheeks was... ahem... Pleasant

No, I didn't tell DW.

I'll get me coat.

Don't fret Fella. I had a "friend" who was a masseuse, she said it was a perk part of the job.
On the subject of her, she fell out with us all after trying (and in some cases succeeding to shag our dps). However, one who succumbed was later diagnosed with a very significant sti. She moved away and doubt if she knows.

I'm absolutely certain that one of my adult DC is bisexual. I haven't told anyone and feel that I can't broach the subject until they do. It won't bother me in the slightest if they have a gay relationship as I just want them to be happy.

I am still confused by your secret Missda. Her parents split but the family continued living together? So she still has no idea her parents aren't together?

I want to stand up in the middle of my office, take a walk down to my head of services office and tell him I want to leave. He is a fucker, this place is a fucking disaster run by people who just bully him into doing what they want. I am sick of being overlooked and undervalued and you can shove your job up your arse.

I only keep then so I know she will leave me alone with her stalking. I don't watch them and have been with single guys since it kicked off and fully totally moved on

I have a secret but it's not really juicy.

We are ttc #3, currently in cycle 8. no one else in rl knows.