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Secrets we want to tell but can't

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LizzieBelle · 02/08/2014 18:35

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

OP posts:
ballsballsballs · 05/08/2014 18:32

Glad you've moved on x

elfycat · 05/08/2014 18:50

I'm waiting for another couple of names to crop up on Operation Yewtree. I'm not involved in anyway, just listening to a very drunk ex-met officer from the era, at a party one night.

Muckymoo71 · 05/08/2014 20:16

Haven't seen A singer at Wimbledon this year who is very fond of tennis. Stroking chin and thinking I'd like a yew tree in my garden...

ovaryhill · 05/08/2014 20:30

Mucky if you Google his name along with'kitty' it's shocking

GarlicAugustus · 05/08/2014 20:31

Elfy, have you sent your names to Exaro? Every little helps, you might unknowingly have a missing little piece.

StrongerSingle · 05/08/2014 20:35

Well this isn't something I'm embarrassed about but obviously don't tell other Mum's or people at work.
When my marriage ended I decided I wanted some fun so started attending fetish clubs. I love the dressing up, and wear latex, pvc or proper steel boned corsets at the clubs. The people that I have met are mainly very intelligent and interesting. And I do love that I have this secret life :)

TheHuffAndPuffALot · 05/08/2014 21:03

My friend fell pregnant and visited the local gp for confirmation not knowing her dp (of ten years)was there a week before with another woman he'd got pregnant. Thank God they're not together anymore (she still doesn't know this).

Seb101 · 05/08/2014 21:12

I was raped as a 18 year old virgin. It traumatised me so much I didn't have sex again until I was 30 years old! (With my now husband)
No one knows, not even my husband. Everyone thinks I've had other sexual encounters. I made these up to appear 'normal'
That's my massive secret. I'll never tell anyone; it's history now. It's sad really. The experience 'stole' years from me where I should been having fun/sex, but I didn't because I was so afraid of men!
But I am now happy; my husband is wonderful and I'm making up for lost time re sex! :)
Feels good to let that secret out; if only on here!

Laska42 · 05/08/2014 22:01

shit.. i just did google ovary and a lakeland writer also ?

Dontgotosleep · 05/08/2014 22:20

Sorry for your traumatic experience, Seb. Glad you're happy now.

Dontgotosleep · 05/08/2014 22:25

Sorry about your traumatic expeience, Seb. Very pleased you're happy now though

Smitten1981 · 05/08/2014 22:41

The kitty/tennis singer google search had made me feel ill. I knew he was a weirdo. Sick.

VodkaJelly · 05/08/2014 23:04

I woman I work with is married with 2 kids, she is in her mid 20's. She started going to church last year with the kids and speaks often about Sunday school and has recently posted on facebook about how her faith helps her.

From my very limited memory of Sunday School I recall that being a swinger, shagging half the male members of the office behind your husbands back and a couple in front of him and then having a long standing affair with a married man who leaves you money and sometimes pays your mortgage and having an arrangement with your friend - she does your ironing and you shag her husband isnt in the bible anywhere.

When she bangs on about her faith i want to call her the biggest hypocrite in the world but its not my business really.

And it is all true as she brags in the office about her exploits.

WildBillfemale · 06/08/2014 08:44

So......has anyone shagged Justin Bieber?

Smitten1981 · 06/08/2014 10:56

Surely no one would admit to shagging Beiber? shudder

CarbeDiem · 06/08/2014 11:33

Smitten1981
I echo what you last wrote.
I'm not usually a believer in conspiracies but after having read as much as I could stomach - the lovely news reporter's assassination theory does now seem, to me, to hold a lot more possibility of it being true :(

Seb So glad you've found happiness now Thanks

Missda · 06/08/2014 12:06

No they are together but for a year or so they were separated but co habiting.

Seb- Glad you have found happiness.

fromparistoberlin73 · 06/08/2014 12:26

Seb101

sorry- that sucks, bless you

CarbeDiem · 06/08/2014 12:58

Ha ha I X posted with you Smitten - I echo what you last wrote about kitty/tennis singer.
NOT Beiber - I can't even allow my mind to imagine that bleurghhhh.

JellyBeansHaveNoAgeLimit · 06/08/2014 14:00

Can anyone give me a clue as to who the kitty/tennis/singer is?

MerdeAlor · 06/08/2014 14:10

I've PMed you Jelly

GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 06/08/2014 14:11

Well, why not, it is the Summer Holidays JellyBeans!

CarbeDiem · 06/08/2014 14:12

Have you had your Summer holiday yet Jelly

CarbeDiem · 06/08/2014 14:12

Ha ha great minds Gilbert :)

Phalenopsis · 06/08/2014 14:14

I've PMed too.

My cousins are having sex with each other and the male is accused of molesting a child. The police are investigating but my father doesn't know. My mother has told me not to tell him but I refuse to keep it a secret from him.

Makes me sick.