Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

Wow mrs crankypants,
that is defo the best one yet! Huge congrats, what wonderful news! You take care of you and that tiny bundle. Keeping everything crossed for you,
xx

SingleGuy1974 I was in a similar place. Made a move ... got completely frozen out, friendship over. There was no bringing her round, it hurt like mad for a long time, couldn't get her out my mind.

A year or so later I met somebody else who blew my mind, I didn't look back after that.

So even though I made a fool of myself and it hurt, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Tell her ;)

Place marking, all my secrets are lame!

Omg Emma, I don't know how I would cope with that.

Mrs Crankypants congratulations!!

Place marking

I'm a bloke.

Congratulations mrscrankypants

mrscrankypants congratulations and all the very best :)

Sole

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I've been in love with somebody who is not my husband for 3 years now.

Getting sick of keeping that secret.

The footballer with a colour in his name one is deffo true as a friend who is a sports journo reckons he holds the record for the most injunctions.

Yay Mrs Crankypants!

another one place marking

I wish I knew more about football, no idea who's who. :D

Congratulations Crankypants

Congrats Mrs Crankypants. That's a lovely secret.

Shamelessly marking place.

My best friend caused the break up of her family when she was 15. She reported her step-dad for sexual abuse.

She admitted to me that she lied, she just didn't like him.

Her mother had to have counselling, hating herself for not protecting her daughter. My friend has no idea what happened to her step-dad after he left.

Well, congratulations indeed MrsCrankypants.
All the luck in the world for this pregnancy.

I snaffled a large (to be left behind) bottle of lovely body wash from the en suite bathroom in one of the posher hotels we stayed in on holiday recently. I'm hoping DH doesn't recognise it before I've used it up as we had a proper judgey pants bitch about a light-fingered relative recently and it turns out I'm no better.

My libido is through the roof since ive lost weight. And there is absolutely nowhere for this sexual energy to go.

And congrats to MrsCrankypants. How many weeks are you? Hope you can spill the beans soon.

My cousin was abusing/ having a sexual relationship with his sister.
They tried to get me to join in, I was 8, I forgot all about it 'til he killed himself.
I never told anyone.

My congrats to MrsCranky too

I looked at a flat for rent years ago. Previous tenants had done a moonlight flit and left everything.
I'm afraid there was some fantastic £££'s Aveda Blue Malva shampoo in a massive bottle, just sitting there that nobody wanted and I'm sure it would have been thrown away....it followed me home...and I didn't even rent the place in the end.