Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

I said it before and will again - I'd much rather have done Axl :)

I'd be brokenhearted if my daughter did that. And others applauded ( at the time , in real life, then later online

You wouldn't be likely to find out. If your dd's chose to do it as consenting adult women then that's their call and broken hearted or not, nobody else's business.

I once had an orgy with the goombay dance band during a top of the pops filming, showaddywaddy joined in and we all got a round of applause from the bay city rollers

When kids were small I regularly used to fake migraines and take to my bed all day with book and hidden stash of sweeties leaving them in thea capable hands of Dh (my above secret is clearly a lie in case there's any doubt!)

When our kids were young my (now ex) wife didn't feel like sex much, unsurprisingly as probably too tired. Her best friend spoke to me and told me that my wife had told her all about it and as her husband didn't feel like it often maybe we could help each other out. I have to be honest I was tempted, but couldn't do it. When, a few years later, my wife told me that her friend had had a string of affairs I had to pretend to be shocked. The couple are still together, as far as I know her husband doesn't know.

My wife's sister never made a secret of fancying me, though we always thought it was a joke. I once went round to fix her computer, when kneeling on the floor I turned round to find her stark naked and making it very obvious what was on offer. My ex never understood why I wouldn't visit her sister on my own after that.

About a year after our divorce I visited my Ex MiL to take some stuff round that my ex had asked me to drop off. We ended up in bed and carried on having sex occasionally for several years, needless to say neither of us could let on that we had even seen each other.

I'd probably ask somebody to film it so I could look back on it nostalgically. OR leak it onto the internet so I could enjoy the same fame as Kim Kardashian.

Hampshire, so your wife's friend, sister and mother all put the moves on you? Wow.

Do they have an elderly rock star blow job category on pornhub?.....

My confession... eek!

I went on a fuck buddy website a few weeks ago when DH was working away and anonymously uploaded a photo of my boobs to another man.
I was mortified the next morning when I had remembered what I had done. I was feeling very lonely and was definitely attention seeking.
acting like a child

I haven't told a soul. I deleted the profile and picture immediately the next morning and gave myself a talking to.

I'm sure they would make one . I'd probably give an interview to the press where I pretend the leak was an accident whilst telling the paparazzi to meet me outside tesco. Then a succession of rock star boyfriends would follow and I'd dominate the entire category on pornhub!

MrsSlave don't feel bad- you can't turn back time and there was obviously a reason for your actions. No harm has been done

Another confession I have never told anyone! I have opened a can of worms now

I have never ever experienced a pleasurable sensation while having sex and gave never experienced an orgasm through sex. (I have through foreplay)

Thank you loafers

You mean penetrative sex?
Many women report the same.

Foreplay is part of sex. Its only the male dominated media who like us to believe that PIV is the only important form of sex.

What I mean is that I can't feel anything, nor can I orgasm while having intercourse (penetrative) sex. I can orgasm through foreplay though (clitoris)

MrsSlave have you tried a g-spot focused vibrator so you know where your 'good' points are inside? Ann summers do one called a g-whizz for £20ish an it's very good. If you use that first you may get to know where you like to be, err, thrusted against.

Yep. A lot of us can't stand you. You lot are known as the 'coven'. And yes, the head teacher can't stand you either.

What I mean is that I can't feel anything, nor can I orgasm while having intercourse (penetrative) sex. I can orgasm through foreplay though (clitoris) sad

Why sad?
I can get great orgasms that way and then just let my partner get on with it, while still enjoying penetration but not getting an orgasm.
There are a few threads about this and it's far from uncommon.

I'm exactly the same lweji, only ever orgasm through clitoral stimulation but it's never bothered me in the slightest, just make sure you have stimulation going at the same time as penetration and it's all good!

I can see where mrebrownsgirls is coming from. However, I admit I am a prude. I think it's along the same lines as the girl on holiday who gave a line-up of men a blow job for a free drink. Yes, it's her choice but in my view it's a really poor one.

Anyway, I don't want to derail the thread - as you were.

I fantasize about going to a swingers club but think I'd be too scared to actually do it

Ive sent him a text so now he has my number. So nervous i shook while doing it.

I've moved back to Devon to be closer to my parents after ExDH walked out on DDs and I. As I mentioned up thread, this means I'm no longer seeing my FWB. He's called me to say he's going out of his mind without me etc. Now he's text me to say he's driving to Devon tonight and to meet him at 11pm when my DDs are in bed . I feel like a teenager!

Umm, going out on a limb here, Darkesteyes, but is ending your marriage an option? Then you can date all the men you want without the angst (well, with only the normal dating angst).

DH begrudgingly agreed to an open marriage on my side a few years ago as long as im discreet.