Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

mrsbrowngirls - pull that giant stick from your behind. There are FAR worse things in life to be shocked and disgusted over. She didn't kill anybody.

tremendous, why?
same reaction if your daughter, mum or sister was giving the sexshow?

I'd be brokenhearted if my daughter did that. And others applauded ( at the time , in real life, then later online)

mrsbrowngirls - Oh please, there are FAR worse things to get "shocked" and "disgusted" over. She didn't kill anybody.

Lol lol have you got your bosoms hoiked up and your cats bum mouth on as you type

Hairywhatsit, I have no stick and indeed am far more shocked at other things in life. Why would you think otherwise?
Any of your daughters boasted about sucking off aged drug addicted rock stars?With you applauding?
Thought not .

What's with the " more things to get shocked about"?

of course there are.

But on this forum someone is proud of sucking off / and getting applause from the band. I am far from impressed. If I had done that ( yes, it's possible, I have done many drunken things I wish I hadn't ) I would not be bragging about it.

Go on , mock me , it's mumsnet.It's what people like you do when there is no actual argument.

I am far more disgusted at the beheading of journalists/ old ladies in their garden.But that's not this discussion. And no one high fives the beheadings .

Right , go ahead with the insults if it makes you feel better.

Yes it would be a bit strange to be sucking off an aged drug addicted rock star with my mother applauding
Might put me off my stroke a bit

and I look forward to you bragging about your daughter sucking off some oik from 1D

But I won't hold my breath

I thought it was tremendous too! A hilarious memory for the poster to look back on. Would I congratulate my DD if she did the same? As my DDs are 5 and 2 it is very difficult to imagine them in any kind of adult situation but I would remember that they are not just my daughters, they are grown women (or will be) and shouldn't be judged by me.

Lol, go and have a wee lie down, you're all over excited it's not good for you!

That's right Ovary , dish out insults without addressing the issues , as predicted
Yawn

Not remotely overexcited. Quite sad actually that this is thought of as more than ok .
Go on with your best mocking comments. Does it make you feel better about yourself to attack / mock those who don't share your views?

Why is it sad? She was a consenting adult. Sad because it doesn't match your morals? Nice.

mrsbrownsgirls I am with you. I think it is pretty unpleasant. Saying more to be offended around is like saying don't be upset your child has only broken their arm as Jane's boy has a serious illness. Just because someone else has done something worse doesn't stop this being pretty yuk and you are still upset your child is ill.

My best friend got married last year & knows it was a huge mistake but is staying until she gets pregnant as she knows at 39 this is likely to be her last chance of motherhood

PhoebeMcPeePee I really can understand why your friend is doing that. An unfulfilled desire to be a mother is far worse than an unfulfilled marriage. I hope she is pregnant soon . I really can't see the issue regarding the rockstar BJ!

As has been said before this thread is about secrets that you want to tell.

It's not the thread to be judgy about other peoples stories, if you feel disgusted, (fine it's your choice) keep it to yourself or start another thread about it.

A few years ago my dad was upgrading his phone and gave me his old one.
I later found he hadn't deleted all his texts and there were some intimate but not explicitly sexual texts to two women. Him and my mum have been married (happily?) over 40 years and I never mentioned it.

My partner hates her parents and can't wait for them to die so she doesn't have to deal with them. I hate them too and it's getting worse. He was violent with her when younger and they are both extremely selfish, rude and casually racist.

mrsbrownsgirls

surely you have been more shocked by the revelations of affairs, no?

Or even (not so much news now) that a certain other rock star may have been (be) a child molester?
No?

Interesting.

Mrsbrown He told me that hes divorced with grown up kids.

And the nightdress has never been worn so its in brand new condition with tag still attached.

And as for your comment about my daughter sucking off a member of 1D, you are actually right, I would be disgusted, I would have hoped she'd had better taste in music...

I'd suck off a member of 1D if I had the chance.

I've got pants older than them, it wouldn't be seemly. ......Steven Tyler on the other hand, let me at it!

I have a dress as old as them which no longer fits but it wouldn't stop me . Yes to Steve Tyler too! Maybe infront of an entire audience? I'm an exhibitionist and the tour bus/band mates wouldn't be enough for me. Full standing ovation.

With encore! And endless repeats!