Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

I am engaged to my dp, we have a date set and I have a dress but nobody knows since we are waiting for my decree absolute in the longest divorce ever and my family are complicated and likely to cause drama. He is the most lovely man, has put me together again after my awful husband destroyed me, and the sex is really amazing! I had 7 orgasms last night.

What does OM stand for?

OM = Other Man.

Jones You have to do whatever feels right for YOU

IfitsnotOK Its lovely to see a post like yours. Im v. happy for you and it gives me hope

IfItsNotOk - 7 orgasms??! :O

I cant move after 4 hahaha!!

I had 7 orgasms last night
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Its lovely to see a post like yours
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Indeed.

7 in one night.....Jesus! Those were the days

This is a secrets thread, not a stealth boasting one.

Tooootally envious at IfItsNotOk .

I have a silky black and gold nightdress which fits me now but its the sort of nightwear that is meant to be worn for man.

I love my friends dearly, but Im secretly envious of their lifestyle

phone him, Darkesteyes

Jones your post has melted (just slightly) my heart of ice. How wonderful

I may text him tommorow evening. Give him time to finish work. I feel a strange combination of excited and scared.

Place marking!

My FWB called me last night to say he's going out his mind since I moved from London to Devon and said the 'L' word. I don't know what to do. I REALLY like him but I feel like I need to focus on my DDs after the recent upheavals in their lives. He's going to drive to Devon tomorrow. None of my friends know about him. Fuuuuuuuuuck.

iron the black and gold, DE

My father has another son and doesnt know.

I have two more! A mum at my DD1's old prep school once hinted to me that her DD's father is a famous journo/household name. It was only hinted and she quickly changed the conversation but I've always kept it a secret. He's completely unaware of the DD. My former colleague (we're still friends) dated shagged for a summer a Saudi prince (I've seen the Birkin bag he bought her, it definitely happened) and now spends her free time hanging around the hotel bars/department stores of Knightsbridge and Mayfair looking for similar men. I've always kept that part a secret because it seemed a bit odd and she hasn't told anybody else.

Someone I met through a baby club, told me when she was pissed that she'd had a 4 year affair and that she had the affair the whole way through TTC with her long term partner. She doesn't know which one is the dad... but we all know exactly who he looks like

Looking at this thread I wonder just how many DC aren't aware of their bio father. I'm not being judgey at all, just an observation. I think it happens far more than people would like to admit.

i am constantly astonished at the party line on MN re affairs . ( script, will get found out ,
etc)
i know more than one person who has had a v happy affair for 20 +years that will never get discovered.

I am not condoning but I understand

DE is supermarket man married?

I've name changed for this, I once gave a v famous rock star a blow job on thetour bus in front of the rest of the band, when I finished they gave me a standing ovation

utterly shocked (disgusted) at this and the backslapping it received.
Anyone else?

I thought it was tremendous personally