Hiring male escort?

[Wolfinthewintertree]

Hear me out before judging, I haven't had sex for five years and I'd really like to. Not loads, but I do feel quite 'up for it' when ovulating

There was a storyline on this on a TV box set I've been watching this Christmas and I thought it was nonsense at first but have done some research and it does seem I could 'hire' one for two hours for £60!

Terribly wrong or a good way of my needs being met?

I haven't sampled his wares, btw < twitch >

Ye know too much AF...

I can categoricalllalally say I have never been to Hull.

I have been to paradise, but I've never been to meeeeeee

AF - have you seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see?

Oh yes < eyes mist over >

I took the hand of a preacherman and me made love in the sun. But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free. < chokes up >

Next you'll be telling us you've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed em what you got!

I did !. How did you know ?

What country are you in?

I'm not judging you, beleive me I have no right to.
I did notice that you said you're up for it when you're ovulating are you wanting to become pregnant or do you just get horny around ovulation?
Pros of escorts. They will do anything you want (well you're paying)
They are sexually clean
Cons of escorts they don't come cheap.

This is a zombie thread started on 4th Jan! I think the OP is long gone.

God I need a fucking shower after reading this thread.

OMG...I haven't clicked on the link....am too scared!

Thanks, but no thanks, Leo!

Report again.

Do fuck off love!

Will you fuck the fuck off!
Reported again.
Twat.

awwww poor Leo

Zombie!!!

Does your mum know you’re here?