DH has told me that Semen is a cure-all????????

[comewhatmay]

Im a fairly new poster, but have changed my name too.

Basically, he has said that to cure my bad skin, Semen is supposed to be the best remedy. I have suffered from acne for years and years and nothing has helped.

He said that he thinks that it has properties that are good if put on the skin, but also has nutrients that are good if ingested.

Im a little alarmed by this, im not really into kinky stuff, but willing to do anything to help my skin.

Is this true?

tell him cunnlingus cures premature baldness

What is cunnlingus?

Sucking on your lady garden

LOL

comewhatmay

best fake name EVER

I believe he may have gotten this information from an episode of Nip Tuck.

Have you been to the doctors, your dh is having a laugh.

I'd ask him to try it first!

Not very good for your teeth though....

at lady garden sucking.....

So, its not true then?

this stuff drys your spots out Test on small patch first though, another mumsnetter reacted awfully to it.

He told me that it was full of nutrients and vitamins that needed to be there for fertilizing eggs and the fresher the better.

THank you CC. I am coming to the conclusion that there is an underlying reason to his suggestion.

yes my dear

he wants to cum over your face not cure your spots

Tell him to wank on his own face so you can see if it works.

So, swallowing isnt likely to help either then?

I suspect it would help him.

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Clippity clop

How do i parp? What is it?

Yeah right... lmao

Does it mean taking it up the *rse then cq?

Im NOT doing that

If you have really bad skin ask your gp to prescribe you the dianette pill it does clear up skin.

I cant take the pill.