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Dating Thread 63- disappearers, wedding bells and dodgy eye candy, all are welcome

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hostesswithleastest · 05/09/2013 23:36

Oops that title may have put off newcomers :D

Anyway.... the old thread is dead long live the new!

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KinNora · 07/09/2013 17:21

No, Ike isn't on FB, I invited her to the meet up and I've told her again today that we want her back.

Now come on Bant tail feather shaking and Scooby Doo impressions, there's only so much a mere human can deal with without spontaneously combusting.

I too saw the incident to which Miranda referred and I thought you exercised frankly superhuman restraint.

Scientific rigour, and indeed logical thought processes are an alien concept to many people.

KinNora · 07/09/2013 17:23

(Yeah, like I'm fucking logical. Ha !)

Bant · 07/09/2013 17:23

Ree hee hee (shakashakashaka) ree hee hee

Wagonwheels · 07/09/2013 17:24

Hello new thread Smile

Just a-place markin'. All good with the footballer Grin.

Hope some of you have dates this evening!

Winefiend · 07/09/2013 17:27

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KinNora · 07/09/2013 17:37

You are incorrigible Bant

KinNora · 07/09/2013 17:38

Wine I'm seeing him next week, I need to stop thinking of him as STD Man.

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KinNora · 07/09/2013 18:01

I'm willing to bet he ain't the ravishing type Wine - GSM, say no more.

49howdidthathappen · 07/09/2013 18:28

How did he end up as STD man? Kin

KinNora · 07/09/2013 18:32

His surname could be construed as a symptom of a sexually transmitted disease, 49 (only if you're as easily amused as I am)

lovelybunchofcoconuts · 07/09/2013 18:40

Kin Mr Knobrot? Minge-itch?

lovelybunchofcoconuts · 07/09/2013 18:43

Pustule? It's Mr Pustule, isn't it?

KinNora · 07/09/2013 18:45

Close, it's Charlie Chancre.

KinNora · 07/09/2013 18:46

(I wouldn't search for chancre on google images, by the way, might put you off your tea )

lovelybunchofcoconuts · 07/09/2013 18:49
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ALittleStranger · 07/09/2013 18:55

I do maintain it's possible to get a good ravishing via GSM.

But having dated only through that site I also think there's a reason I never agree with those threads which claim all men on OD are sex pests I wish.

And in relation to Broken's earlier Q, I would definitely try GSM if you're London based.

KinNora · 07/09/2013 19:21

I was terribly disappointed in GSM, Stranger, I'd assumed it'd be right up my street - au contraire, nothing was even in the vicinity of my street, let alone up it.

49howdidthathappen · 07/09/2013 19:22

I'm going in Grin

lovelybunchofcoconuts · 07/09/2013 19:30

I'm with Kin GSM only had a handful of men within 30 miles of me and that's before I'd even started to be picky.
So I gave up before I even started.

KinNora · 07/09/2013 19:44

Ooh ooh go 49 ! ( I'm really quite ridiculously excited - I may cry if this happens )

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MirandaWest · 07/09/2013 20:08

Am also excited about 49s proposal Grin

lovelybunchofcoconuts · 07/09/2013 20:22

49 very exciting, I'm thinking of you.