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The Dating Thread - episode 60

999 replies

Djangounhinged · 31/07/2013 17:21

If I may?

OP posts:
lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 11:57

D thanks Smile I'd rather have a postie than a doctor!

48 thanks that's good to know Smile (and driving 540 miles to see you, pick you up from a night out? may i high five you on your excellent man?)

Stranger yeah can't believe i was a blushing virginal bride shopping for matching white undies once Blush. i don't know people's ages, but i "think" you're just past the age when you can be romantic stupid enough do the ill advised starter marriage. sorry Grin

WFF yes sounds like a good call there on the misogyny comments.

TigsytheTiger · 07/08/2013 12:59

Hmmm I've been married 3 times Blush glutton for punishment me! really did believe that the final time with STBXH was forever. The only thing I am certain of is that you can never predict the future!!

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 13:25

ha ha Tigsy you win!

(it was probably a bit tongue in cheek about the not being married part Smile)

DadfromUncle · 07/08/2013 13:34

Tigsy I give you maximum respect for not giving up. I'm not getting married again in case I ever have to divorce again (which I know may sound defeatist but I didn't intend for the first one to go wrong).

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 07/08/2013 13:35

Hey all, I'm back!

Not read up fully so I'm a little behind. In my news, there's the possibility that Mr (un) Lovely actually is Mr Lovely after all (if anyone remembers him?) I think we have sorted out the problem we had a fortnight ago when he was an arse we had a misunderstanding Wink I went over there last night and it all seems to be good again.

Now my only problem seems to be that I, being an innocent sort, have never realised that there was such a thing as 'too big' Blush Wink I hadn't made the association between sex and pain the day after before but after last night I think there might be a definite link!

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 13:46

Blush and Envy Title

erm yeah. ky jelly if you have it, if you're embarrassed to bring it out put a dab on in the bathroom "before" and take it slow, think about the position, etc. i'm fairly short and there are positions i can't even do for more than a few minutes with a 6'4 fellah unless i want to give up on commuting by bike.

also go to the loo straight afterwards even if you aren't desperate to avoid risk of cystitis

#oldharlotadvice

scrazy · 07/08/2013 13:49

lorna, good advice there. I may have been to boots yesterday Blush

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 13:52

sadly i haven't had a chance to have honeymoon cystitis this year Sad

MirandaWest · 07/08/2013 13:56

I have a false moustache on, made by my 9 year old DS....

Am at friends house with DC from where we used to live (about 150 miles away) - going back home later and then going away on Saturday to Northumberland for two weeks. Am hoping the weather is occasionally dry....

DC have been away for nearly two weeks - we went to center parcs with my mum and dad and sister and her dh and their DD then I delivered DC to XHs mum and dad for a week and then we came here. Managed some time all on my own Grin and also had a night with Mr Nice in Stratford :) and the weekend with him.

He's coming up on holiday with us for a few nights which will be good although all four of us have never been all together for that long so I have slight wobbles. Then XH is coming up at the next weekend. Luckily cottage has three bedrooms so I get mr nice in my bed and DS gets XH in with him Grin.

Also hoping that Mr Nices DS gets the A Level results he needs next Thursday. I have some fingers crossed :)

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 13:58

fairly certain i wouldn't get married again, although a "progressive committed partnership" would be fine. maybe if it worked well for a longish period of time i'd think about it.

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 14:00

fingers crossed miranda exciting on all fronts! Smile

FlorentinePogen · 07/08/2013 14:02

I hadn't made the association between sex and pain the day after before but after last night I think there might be a definite link!

Title, you did remember to take your tights off ??? Shock

MirandaWest · 07/08/2013 14:04

I may possibly get home to some divorce papers as XH has sent them to the court I think (he has had half the cost from me anyway...) I saw that you have to reply within 7 days - what happens if you are away when that happens? It all seems daft as we filled in the forms together but they have to get sent to me after he's sent them there...

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 07/08/2013 14:09

lorna the problem is not the girth but the length Blush will lube help with that?

flo no tights. No knickers either (as a special treat, like) Wink Grin

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 14:15

title you're gonna have to get all flexible Wink, i can't really go into more detail on this post, but i think something like THIS does make sense. you'll have muscles of steel after a few weeks! Smile

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 14:18

christ, i wouldn't mind a lover to practice some of those moves on myself no lorna you cannot reply to grumpy european's last e-mail

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 07/08/2013 14:30

Hmm, food for thought! Thank you lorna Grin There are a few there that we've tried successfully. He's very much a 'from behind' kinda guy which I think I'm going to have to ban unless he starts being gentle which is a shame! Leaves me wondering about his previous partners though Confused

AWarmFuzzyFuture · 07/08/2013 15:00

Envy @ Title...that is all, hrumph.Grin

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 07/08/2013 15:41

You wouldn't be jealous if you were in as much pain as I am! It's as painful as when I had a coil fitted once. I'm seeing him again Friday night I think so at least I have time to get 'better' before then!

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 07/08/2013 15:43

And to do some more research on positions to better accommodate his 'member' Grin Can you tell I've been doing some reading today? Wink

grinchie · 07/08/2013 16:03

My stbxh was a large penis.
Funnily enough I found the best position was as far away from him as possible.

lurkinglorna · 07/08/2013 16:04

Grin grinchie

TheTitleSaysItAllReally · 07/08/2013 16:30

Grin Grin Grin

TigsytheTiger · 07/08/2013 16:52

grinchie Grin Grin

PlotTwist · 07/08/2013 17:01

One question, what does STBXH mean?

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