Dating thread 58 everyone welcome

[Kirstywirsty]

The Rules

1. Develop a thick skin;
2. Do not invest emotionally too soon;
3. It's all BS until it actually happens;
4. Trust your gut instinct;
5. People vanishing, lying and being generally weird to you are not your fault
6. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you
7. If it's not fun, stop
8. loo update is mandatory

I just received a mail I suspect was meant for someone else in my non spammed account. It simply says '...soon...' and accompanies a picture of a penis in a fruit bowl. Rather naice fruit bowl, and the grapes are either rather small or the penis rather big.

sounds a bit fruity to me, Juliette

That really made me Juliette - why on earth would anyone stage their penis portrait in a fruitbowl ? Not exactly erotic is it, unless she's got a greengrocer fetish.

Arf. Tempted to ask if it was meant for me but that could open up a whole heap of trouble. Haven't had a cock pic for ages so to receive a totally random one has amused me no end.

Kin it's odd, I think it may be hovering above the fruit bowl as the applies look rather tiny too. All very clean, foreskin discreetly covering knob, my onl criticism would be that a few grapes have been pulled of a couple of stalks. All in all, l if one is going to receive a cock pic, he's done well.

Apples. No Applies here of any size.

I am tempted

Juliette was there a banana in there too?

Oh dear, night out went pear shaped when I got rather drunk and went down town after the do. Memory loss, scraped knee and seemed to have brought a boy half my age home but don't remember how or why!!!

It's not as bad as it sounds, there was nothing to it as he went home nicely but oh dear!

scrazy

Fruit bowl? how utterly weird.

Scazy are you missing a fruit bowl?

Lorna Two small applies, a lychee, small bunch of grapes. No banana, although to be fair, there could be more fruit under the penis.

Go Scrazy - excellent

I could just about understand a penis with strawberries and cream but a penis with fruit bowl ... ( any kumquats ?)

i like my bananas dipped in chocolate.

lychees are fairly posh, i think.

I got that wrong, it's not a lychee it's a kiwi fruit.

There is also another kiwi fruit under the hood.

"There is also another kiwi fruit under the hood."

Scazy top night covering just about everything. Who was the man?

Lorna not tucked in obvs, that would be worthy of a thread of it's own.

I don't know who the boy was. Oh I'm so . I have to to out again with some friends next Saturday night. I better behave myself next time.

Juliette that's just bonkers. I wonder if he's going to eat the fruit now his willy's been in amongst it?

Scrazy you'll have to do well next Saturday to top that one!

SP lovely to hear you've met someone nice and normal.

Been quad biking this afternoon - absolutely brilliant. Those machines do a lot of vibrating. Off to meet lovely Alpha tonight, need to think of some way to move things forward sharpish. Still got thoughts of LM going round in my head but I've not contacted him

Hi, I'm a 'dating thread lurker', hope you don't mind if I join but am hoping to start going on some dates from online dating (and real life if they arise) but a bit nervous, can anybody advise how to limit nerves, aside from drinking a bottle of tequila wine beforehand?