agreed Micshi, your twat radar was working first time and the second time just confirmed it! what a knob!
Stella I'm confused, when he said did you get my text? do you mean there was or wasn't a text, and if there was that you did reply but then didn't hear anything for two days.
Rose in answer to your question about pash sesh, pash is a sort of 1950's boarding school term for having a crush on someone, pash sesh is a follow on from that meaning, I suppose basically, having a snogging session. It's quite an old fashioned, almost coy phrase to use, a bit jolly hockey sticks - hence the references to Miranda Hart that is, not our very own MirandaWest!. Tbh, if anyone mentioned a pash sesh to me, I would have run for the hills, I like language that says what it does 
OWW its date night!!! okay I know I'm early, what can I say? kids all still asleep and I'm on my own with Match of the Day on TV. Interestingly still have my STBXH daughter here, she wanted to stay, so she has been here all weekend, he would have 50 fits if he knew, having banned all contact when he left yes, he is a controlling knobhead.
Mr EA over later this afternoon, can't wait to see him for a pash sesh! hee hee